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<blockquote data-quote="Dyme" data-source="post: 164928" data-attributes="member: 1868"><p><span style="color: orange">Nigel Notes:</span></p><p><span style="color: orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: orange">The (elven) riders go above and beyond the call of duty to not only haul our asses back to New Selmar but also to Mt. Goldforge. Once they get there, they, along with Nigel, are dismissed as unimportant by these high and mighty dwarfs who haven't left their stupid mountain since the dinosaur era. Not only that, they get to camp outside while everyone else gets nice accommodations inside.</span></p><p><span style="color: orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: orange">So what do a group of elves that have been dissed by a bunch of sour, bearded, rock eating knuckleheads do? They tell dwarf jokes, of course... as the rest of their group and the sour, bearded, rock eating knuckleheads return the next morning. Very loud dwarf jokes.</span></p><p><span style="color: orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: orange">"What do you get when you offer a dwarf a copper for his thoughts? Change!!"</span></p><p><span style="color: orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: orange">"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"</span></p><p><span style="color: orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: orange">"Why did the dwarf climb on top of the tavern? He heard drinks were on the house!!"</span></p><p><span style="color: orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: orange">"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"</span></p><p><span style="color: orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: orange">"Two dwarfs walk into a bar. The elf jumps over it."</span></p><p><span style="color: orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: orange">"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"</span></p><p><span style="color: orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: orange">"How many dwarfs does it take to change a wall torch? All of them-one to actually do it and the rest to start a clan war because their clan <em>didn't</em> get to do it!!"</span></p><p><span style="color: orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: orange">"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"</span></p><p><span style="color: orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Rurik is the only dwarf Nigel likes anymore, and that's only because Nigel has known Rurik since he was a baby sour, bearded, rock eating knucklehead. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /> This episode almost made Nigel tell Rurik, "Love ya, but I ain't helping your stupid ungrateful buddies get anything not matter how many durrs it is away."</span></p><p><span style="color: orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Damn reaction rolls. Like I said before, had I known what was going to happen, I'd have told Rurik to piss up a rope anyway. </span></p><p><span style="color: orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: orange">F dwarfs.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dyme, post: 164928, member: 1868"] [color=orange]Nigel Notes: The (elven) riders go above and beyond the call of duty to not only haul our asses back to New Selmar but also to Mt. Goldforge. Once they get there, they, along with Nigel, are dismissed as unimportant by these high and mighty dwarfs who haven't left their stupid mountain since the dinosaur era. Not only that, they get to camp outside while everyone else gets nice accommodations inside. So what do a group of elves that have been dissed by a bunch of sour, bearded, rock eating knuckleheads do? They tell dwarf jokes, of course... as the rest of their group and the sour, bearded, rock eating knuckleheads return the next morning. Very loud dwarf jokes. "What do you get when you offer a dwarf a copper for his thoughts? Change!!" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" "Why did the dwarf climb on top of the tavern? He heard drinks were on the house!!" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" "Two dwarfs walk into a bar. The elf jumps over it." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" "How many dwarfs does it take to change a wall torch? All of them-one to actually do it and the rest to start a clan war because their clan [i]didn't[/i] get to do it!!" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Rurik is the only dwarf Nigel likes anymore, and that's only because Nigel has known Rurik since he was a baby sour, bearded, rock eating knucklehead. :D This episode almost made Nigel tell Rurik, "Love ya, but I ain't helping your stupid ungrateful buddies get anything not matter how many durrs it is away." Damn reaction rolls. Like I said before, had I known what was going to happen, I'd have told Rurik to piss up a rope anyway. F dwarfs.[/color] [/QUOTE]
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