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<blockquote data-quote="Halivar" data-source="post: 1202738" data-attributes="member: 9327">After Capt. Jack hands the relevant forgeries to the rotund human, the &quot;customs agent&quot; meticulously examines them... upside down. At varying intervals he mutters things like, &quot;yes, yes,&quot; and &quot;that's right,&quot; and &quot;that seems t' be 'n good order.&quot; It's quite apparent the oaf cannot read.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;After Capt. Jack's outburst concerning the goblin's thievery, the human recoils, &quot;Wot!?!&quot; The half-orc grunts with a look that seems to indicate you all have gone completely mad. He rests his hand on the hilt of the club at his waist.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;The human lightly pats the half-orc, &quot;Now, now, Gruk. Obv'usly 'dis gent'lman is quite unaware o' d' grievous insult 'e done t' us. Queshuning our integrality is quite out of order, capeetan. Dese 'ere gobleens 's d' fairest lot you'll find, dat's a fact!&quot; The half-orc grunts in agreement.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;Finally the half-orc speaks, in a low, gutteral growl, but with much better diction than the human, &quot;Captain, you can always opt for the 'fast track' inspection, but it costs a premium fee.&quot; The human nods his head vigorously.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Halivar, post: 1202738, member: 9327"] After Capt. Jack hands the relevant forgeries to the rotund human, the "customs agent" meticulously examines them... [i]upside down[/i]. At varying intervals he mutters things like, "yes, yes," and "that's right," and "that seems t' be 'n good order." It's quite apparent the oaf cannot read. After Capt. Jack's outburst concerning the goblin's thievery, the human recoils, "Wot!?!" The half-orc grunts with a look that seems to indicate you all have gone completely mad. He rests his hand on the hilt of the club at his waist. The human lightly pats the half-orc, "Now, now, Gruk. Obv'usly 'dis gent'lman is quite unaware o' d' grievous insult 'e done t' us. Queshuning our integrality is quite out of order, capeetan. Dese 'ere gobleens 's d' fairest lot you'll find, dat's a fact!" The half-orc grunts in agreement. Finally the half-orc speaks, in a low, gutteral growl, but with much better diction than the human, "Captain, you can always opt for the 'fast track' inspection, but it costs a premium fee." The human nods his head vigorously. [/QUOTE]

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