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Message: <blockquote data-quote="tleilaxu" data-source="post: 459927" data-attributes="member: 1289">But let me tell a story that happened last weekend when I had some friends over to play illuminati (sjgames.com)We had some beers. One of my friends (who lives in Shenzhen, which has a customs crossing as it is outside the Hong Kong SPecial Administrative REgion) forgot to bring any money. Strike 1. So I bought beers for him to drink, and apparently he drank more than his tolerance. Strike 2. At one point in the night he dropped $40 hong kong ($5 US) in the liquor store. It was my $40. Strike 3. Then, apparently plastered, misses the last train across the border. Strike 4. He has no money and no way to get to the crossing. Strike 5. So he wakes me up at 11 PM telling me how screwed he is. Strike 6 (I wake up at 7AM btw). I tell him he can come back and sleep on the couch. He gets off at the wrong bus stop, and wakes me up (now at about 12:30AM) asking me where he is. Strike 7. He finally gets to my place sometime after 1AM, and I let him in. The next day I find out that he yanked the door to my apartment building so hard that he permenently bent it with regards to the frame. The door was brand new, only two weeks old. Strike 8. THe building people and my girlfriend have banned him from returning.</blockquote>