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<blockquote data-quote="Greatwyrm" data-source="post: 307567" data-attributes="member: 479">This is something along the same lines I made up a while ago.&nbsp; Sometimes I have too much free time.-----Alignments ExplainedHere is a simple way to understand D&amp;D alignments.&nbsp; Using the phrase, “You’ve got to break some eggs to make an omelet,” as the baseline, here they are.Chaotic Good:&nbsp; You’ve got to break some eggs to make an omelet.Lawful Good:&nbsp; All creations are precious and must be defended at all cost.&nbsp; How dare you propose such a thing as breaking eggs!Neutral Good:&nbsp; As long as the person is really hungry, it’s okay to break an egg or two to make them a nice omelet.Lawful Neutral:&nbsp; The destruction of the egg is irrelevant.&nbsp; Omelets must be made, so eggs must be broken.True Neutral:&nbsp; Some eggs are broken and some are not.&nbsp; Such is the way of the cosmos.Chaotic Neutral:&nbsp; Woo-hoo!&nbsp; Let’s break some eggs!&nbsp; What omelet?Lawful Evil:&nbsp; Break the eggs.&nbsp; Make the omelet.&nbsp; Bribe the health department to close down all the other omelet makers and then jack up your prices.Neutral Evil:&nbsp; I don’t care who’s eggs they are.&nbsp; I want an omelet and I’m breaking some eggs.Chaotic Evil:&nbsp; Break the eggs!&nbsp; Kill the chicken!&nbsp; Stab the guy who wanted the omelet!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Greatwyrm, post: 307567, member: 479"] This is something along the same lines I made up a while ago. Sometimes I have too much free time. ----- Alignments Explained Here is a simple way to understand D&D alignments. Using the phrase, “You’ve got to break some eggs to make an omelet,” as the baseline, here they are. Chaotic Good: You’ve got to break some eggs to make an omelet. Lawful Good: All creations are precious and must be defended at all cost. How dare you propose such a thing as breaking eggs! Neutral Good: As long as the person is really hungry, it’s okay to break an egg or two to make them a nice omelet. Lawful Neutral: The destruction of the egg is irrelevant. Omelets must be made, so eggs must be broken. True Neutral: Some eggs are broken and some are not. Such is the way of the cosmos. Chaotic Neutral: Woo-hoo! Let’s break some eggs! What omelet? Lawful Evil: Break the eggs. Make the omelet. Bribe the health department to close down all the other omelet makers and then jack up your prices. Neutral Evil: I don’t care who’s eggs they are. I want an omelet and I’m breaking some eggs. Chaotic Evil: Break the eggs! Kill the chicken! Stab the guy who wanted the omelet! [/QUOTE]

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