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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Fractal Rabbit" data-source="post: 6953770" data-attributes="member: 6805326">I once wrote a short story (that I couldn't get published) about a City in The Sky that was actually hanging from an asteroid/artificial moon. It was, in actuality, an unfinished space elevator. The people who were building the elevator, through nanotechnology, were "extruding" the the cable from a nanofactory on the asteroid/moon but the End of the World put a stop to it.The space elevator cable stopped about 8,000 feet from Sea Level and the people on the moon made their way down the cable and began building a city at the End of the Line.Also, I made this Artifact for my own Gonzo Campaign:Radmarden: Spontaneous Artifact*+1 Longsword/ +3 vs. UndeadGrants the wielder Blindsight while fighting. When fighting the Undead, Radmarden plays loud, thrilling yet cheesy, rock music: all friendly PCs within a '30 radius gain Advantage on All Saves. (I made a playlist and this power lasts for 3 songs)* Radmarden is a sentient artifact    Int: 10   Wis: 5   Cha: 20   Alignment: Chaotic Good, Radmarden cannot be wielded by anyone of Evil or Neutral alignments. Neutral Alignments: Save (for half) vs. Charisma (DC 18), 2d10 Electricity damageEvil Alignments: Save (for half) vs. Charisma (DC 18), 3d10 Electricity damageRadmarden's personality is best described as sarcastic jerk-a** who likes to break the 4th wall, making 'real world' references and even "meta-game" when "he" feels like it. And "he" likes the word "b****".Radmarden was a High Elf who hunted intelligent Undead like Vampires and Liches. He  spent centuries hunting for something he called the Alpha Vampire, a bloodsucking demon from the Void of Space who had brought vampirism to the world. When he finally found the creature, it proved too powerful for him. At the moment that the Alpha Vampire was going to destroy him, Radmarden used a Wish spell and joined his spirit to his magic sword. The Alpha Vampire opened a hole in the fabric of space and time and hurled the now sentient weapon into it. The sword burned the Alpha Vampire's hand to a crisp, a wound that will never heal. The sword flew through thousands of planes and dimensions, learning and observing. Eventually, Radmarden returned to his native world 10,000 years later.He can still sense the Alpha Vampire's presence on his world and plots his revenge. If only he can find a worthy wielder, one who is not a lame a** b****...Radmarden Quotes (Radmarden is NSFW):"Try a save versus Suck, B****!""Some b****es create their owns storms then b**** when it rains.""Thanks for your complaint. I will file it right between “Don’t give a flying f***”, and “sucks to be you, b****.""You would be much more likable if it wasn’t for that hole in your mouth that noise comes out of.""I think some b****es enjoy complaining almost as much as they enjoy doing nothing about it.""B****, you've got more issues than Vogue.""Out of 100,000 sperm, you were the fastest?!""I failed a spelling test because they asked me to spell b**** and I spelled your name""Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents for example.""I see the f*** up fairy has visited again!""You're too chubby to be no fun!""There are two sides to every story but you're a lame a** b**** in both of them."Radmarden's Playlist includes:Livin' On A Prayer , Bon JoviKickstart My Heart, Mötley CrüePrince's of the Universe, QueenFire Woman, The CultWe're Not Gonna Take It, Twisted SisterAnd other finely aged cheese...Also, I am famous for my randomly rolled Familiar Tables (one of my House Rules is that I don't let the player pick the familiar. The familiar picks the player...). I have a number of these random tables but here is my table for Evil Aligned Magic Users:1)Imp2)Dire Sprite3)Lesser Poltergeist4)Blood Scarab5)Winged Oculus 6)Two-Headed Viper7)Wraith Wasp8)Mummy Cat9)Chaos Modron10)Displacer Shrew</blockquote>

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