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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Vraille Darkfang" data-source="post: 3382427" data-attributes="member: 16989">Ok,I've been sick for a week; hopped up on various cold medicines so my brain isn't working too good right now.Basically I need help.I need to put Amber in her place.  I really, really, really am getting to dislike Amber a whole heck of a lot.Not that I've ever met Amber.  I don't even know if that is her real name (in fact, I'd guess not).  I'd only have a 50-50 shot of picking her out a Line up of 2 (Unless the 2nd person was Richard Simmons).But, I can tell you a few things about her.1.  She lives in the Columbus, Ohio area code.2.  She gives a lot of Guys her Cell Number...Wait.2.  She gives a LOT of Guys her Fake Cell Number.3.  Guess whose Phone Number just happens to be the Exact Same one as her Fake Number?If I get one more creepy, sleazy guy asking "Uh, is Amber there?  I was wondering what she's doing tonight."  I will...Take enough Ny-Quil to sleep the entier night, barring a Tornado or Richard Simmons Running Naked through my house.When I'm finally well again....Columbus is 4 Freakin's States away.Not ony am I getting Phone Calls from guys desperate for a booty call, I'm only getting those too stupid to realize the number is from 800 Miles away.THe next time I jump up at 2 in the morning worried about what family crises is on folding to hear some drunk SOB talking about how Bleep he is and why don't Amber come over & Bleep with him....Action is called for.And I've got nothin'The best I've come up with is "Yeah.  Andrew's here.  Oh, Amber.  sure He's-... She's right here.  Just a minute.  (Calling into distance).  Andrew, your boyfriends on the phone"Despite the degree on inebriation often exhibited, this just ain't m best work.See?Nothing.I need a list of witty comeback to feed to these Desperate, Gullible, Morons who keep calling.Preferabbly ones that'll come in handy if the ever come face-to-face with Amber again.And, when trying to think of sources of Devious, Snarky, Back-stabbing, Slanderous Ideas....I realized I don't know nearly enough DM's.So too the Multitude of ENWolrd:Give me thine Ideas!I'll check in the morning.  RIght now I'm going to take enough Cold Medicine that Barney & Micheal Bolton sound really good.  (Esp when Barney eats Michael around 3 AM or so)</blockquote>

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