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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Mighty Veil" data-source="post: 3278561" data-attributes="member: 30559">Coffee boy, Mark  Burnett , is talking to a TV producer about creating a reality show. His original concept is 16 people left on a tropical island. But when Bone Thugs-N-Harmony offer to sell D&D, the whole concept changes.16 people left at a table to battle monsters while lost in a dungeon. The last person standing is the survivor of Dungeons & Dragons (Thursday nights on CBS).Richard Hatch stuns the world by having his thief pull off a sweet flank attack, which not only kills the final encounter but his final opponent. He is the first survivor of D&D.The new plateform is a success and imitators begin to appear. The Amazing WoD Race being the most successful of them. Contestants travel through the World of Darkness. Through vampire territory, through werewolf lands, through the umbra. The show reaches it peeks with a PR stunt of allowing Boston Rob and Amber to bring into the game their 9th level thief and 10th level magic user.Bone Thugs-N-Harmony win the California by-election after Govenor Davis steps down. Arnold makes Conan 3. Teens and Koreans are too busy standing in lines to watch Conan 3 to notice a new game, World of Warcraft.  Peter Jackson meets a mysterious woman in a line-up, joins a dooms day cult, and is never seen again. LotR films are never released.After 8 seasons D&D is moved to Sunday nights and eventually cancelled. The rights are quickly adopted by Angelina Jolie, thinking D&D is a child from a 3rd world country. The rights are  sold to Paris Hilton during a game of Celebrity Poker. She puts the rights up on the open market in 2006. They are bought up by Hasbro, who announce a new edition! To which fans of D&D whine and complain about.</blockquote>

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