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<blockquote data-quote="Unwise" data-source="post: 6503850" data-attributes="member: 98008"><p>For some reason I think the Neverburning Candle has been in our groups consciousness for a while. I think it was from an alchemist in a game I DMed who was a bit old and senile. The PCs were rummaging through his gear to try and find clues about where he had gone and if he had finished the commissions he was working on. He had meant to make an Everburning Candle for some cleric for his temple, but he misheard the request.</p><p></p><p>The same guy made these items:</p><p></p><p><strong>The Hoe of Destruction - </strong>Simple Weapon, 2-Handed, 1d8 Damage, Legendary. Every hit is treated as a critical for weapon damage. Every critical casts Thunderwave as a 3rd level spell. One a 1, the strain is too much for the handle and it snaps, it can be replaced easy enough as it is non-magical.</p><p></p><p><strong>The Sword of Plowing -</strong> Longsword, is oddly balanced, very top heavy and must be used 2-handed. Does triple damage to earth/stone and creatures of earth/stone. Can cut through earth and stone at the same speed as a small backhoe. If carried on your waste, it will plow the ground you walk over.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Unwise, post: 6503850, member: 98008"] For some reason I think the Neverburning Candle has been in our groups consciousness for a while. I think it was from an alchemist in a game I DMed who was a bit old and senile. The PCs were rummaging through his gear to try and find clues about where he had gone and if he had finished the commissions he was working on. He had meant to make an Everburning Candle for some cleric for his temple, but he misheard the request. The same guy made these items: [B]The Hoe of Destruction - [/B]Simple Weapon, 2-Handed, 1d8 Damage, Legendary. Every hit is treated as a critical for weapon damage. Every critical casts Thunderwave as a 3rd level spell. One a 1, the strain is too much for the handle and it snaps, it can be replaced easy enough as it is non-magical. [B]The Sword of Plowing -[/B] Longsword, is oddly balanced, very top heavy and must be used 2-handed. Does triple damage to earth/stone and creatures of earth/stone. Can cut through earth and stone at the same speed as a small backhoe. If carried on your waste, it will plow the ground you walk over. [/QUOTE]
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