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<blockquote data-quote="Theo R Cwithin" data-source="post: 5184973" data-attributes="member: 75712"><p>Here's a few figurines:</p><p></p><p></p><p><u><strong>Figurines of Wondrous Mediocrity</strong></u></p><p></p><p><strong><em>Horse</em></strong> - crafted of wood, this figurine transforms into a light horse. It will not fight or allow itself to be loaded with any packs, nor will it bear a rider, or follow instructions of any kind. It can be lead to water; however under no circumstances will it drink. Not even a miracle or wish can make the horse drink.</p><p></p><p><strong><em>Hyena</em></strong> - this figurine is carved of reddish agate. When commanded, it will laugh in an unpleasant fashion for 1d4 hours; no command will end the laughing. This sound is as loud as normal conversation.</p><p></p><p><strong><em>Polar bear</em></strong> - this figuring is carved from white chalk. When its nose is drawn across a surface, it leaves behind a line of white dust, useful for marking things. This item can be used many times, gradually dwindling to a nub before it is consumed completely.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Theo R Cwithin, post: 5184973, member: 75712"] Here's a few figurines: [U][B]Figurines of Wondrous Mediocrity[/B][/U] [B][I]Horse[/I][/B] - crafted of wood, this figurine transforms into a light horse. It will not fight or allow itself to be loaded with any packs, nor will it bear a rider, or follow instructions of any kind. It can be lead to water; however under no circumstances will it drink. Not even a miracle or wish can make the horse drink. [B][I]Hyena[/I][/B] - this figurine is carved of reddish agate. When commanded, it will laugh in an unpleasant fashion for 1d4 hours; no command will end the laughing. This sound is as loud as normal conversation. [B][I]Polar bear[/I][/B] - this figuring is carved from white chalk. When its nose is drawn across a surface, it leaves behind a line of white dust, useful for marking things. This item can be used many times, gradually dwindling to a nub before it is consumed completely. [/QUOTE]
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