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<blockquote data-quote="Lord Ipplepop" data-source="post: 5190669" data-attributes="member: 39914">There are a couple of things that I have either created, or been a part of creating:Mace of Healing- The weilder scores a hit, and the &quot;damage&quot; is actually transferred to the recipient in added hit points. A critical hit instantly heals and cures the recipient completely of all physical or magical damage or affliction.This is particularly amusing when you have a paladin attempting to &quot;smite&quot; the villiage maiden while screaming&nbsp; &quot;heal, dammit!!&quot;.Axe of Neutrality- This appears to be a standard battle axe with a magical dweomer. When in use; however, the true nature of the weapon comes to light. The first attack done by the axe scores damage, the second attack heals, the third attack does damage, the fourth heals, and so forth with all even attacks doing damage, and all even attacks healing.All damage and healing are done as if standard battle axe damage is being done.Sword of Sybill- This sword has a personality that splits 4 to one, and changes colors with it. When the character pulls the sword out, a WIL DC15 is required or the sword changes color and takes on a new personality. Mine took on the personality of: a raging &quot;pms&quot; riddled man hating lesbian who forces the weilder to attack the nearest male- party member or not -while the sword screams onscenities about how the male population is screwing up the planet; a depressed child who could not move, and would wail loudly that it was unfair that he was being forced to work when he was so tired and didn't feel good; a raging barbarian (with all stats&quot;), and a sterrotypical, over-the-top gay male who would make comments about the fashion sense of the enemies being attacked, and how they deserve death for being that way.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Lord Ipplepop, post: 5190669, member: 39914"] There are a couple of things that I have either created, or been a part of creating: Mace of Healing- The weilder scores a hit, and the "damage" is actually transferred to the recipient in added hit points. A critical hit instantly heals and cures the recipient completely of all physical or magical damage or affliction. This is particularly amusing when you have a paladin attempting to "smite" the villiage maiden while screaming "heal, dammit!!". Axe of Neutrality- This appears to be a standard battle axe with a magical dweomer. When in use; however, the true nature of the weapon comes to light. The first attack done by the axe scores damage, the second attack heals, the third attack does damage, the fourth heals, and so forth with all even attacks doing damage, and all even attacks healing. All damage and healing are done as if standard battle axe damage is being done. Sword of Sybill- This sword has a personality that splits 4 to one, and changes colors with it. When the character pulls the sword out, a WIL DC15 is required or the sword changes color and takes on a new personality. Mine took on the personality of: a raging "pms" riddled man hating lesbian who forces the weilder to attack the nearest male- party member or not -while the sword screams onscenities about how the male population is screwing up the planet; a depressed child who could not move, and would wail loudly that it was unfair that he was being forced to work when he was so tired and didn't feel good; a raging barbarian (with all stats"), and a sterrotypical, over-the-top gay male who would make comments about the fashion sense of the enemies being attacked, and how they deserve death for being that way. [/QUOTE]

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