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<blockquote data-quote="Romnipotent" data-source="post: 2570877" data-attributes="member: 23770"><p>ok, you want a real answer...</p><p>the dragon is in a 200 by 200 foot room with a 80 ft high ceiling... giving us 3200000 square feet</p><p></p><p>lets assume for a moment the dragon takes up a 40ft cube, so thats 64000 of dragony flesh bits</p><p></p><p>That leaves 3136000 square feet of available kitty space, 4 cats fit into each 1ft square making it 12544000 cats! but the dragon can breath fire and wipe out a significant number, so we have to cram in MORE cats than can fit per round.... and the suffocation rules need quite a bit of time... as with crushing....</p><p>so lets round up... 13 million cats will prove more an annoyance than a reasonable method of execution.</p><p>13 trillion cats will crush themselves... 13 billion will just do the same... there is no way the cat can kill the dragon</p><p>The REAL question you have to ask is how many half red dragon kittens will be spawned if you just put in 4000 female cats. who cares about killing the dragon, you've got an army of furball hacking mega death purrers</p><p></p><p>on another note, 134 million cats will "spawnkill" themselves <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue :P" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Romnipotent, post: 2570877, member: 23770"] ok, you want a real answer... the dragon is in a 200 by 200 foot room with a 80 ft high ceiling... giving us 3200000 square feet lets assume for a moment the dragon takes up a 40ft cube, so thats 64000 of dragony flesh bits That leaves 3136000 square feet of available kitty space, 4 cats fit into each 1ft square making it 12544000 cats! but the dragon can breath fire and wipe out a significant number, so we have to cram in MORE cats than can fit per round.... and the suffocation rules need quite a bit of time... as with crushing.... so lets round up... 13 million cats will prove more an annoyance than a reasonable method of execution. 13 trillion cats will crush themselves... 13 billion will just do the same... there is no way the cat can kill the dragon The REAL question you have to ask is how many half red dragon kittens will be spawned if you just put in 4000 female cats. who cares about killing the dragon, you've got an army of furball hacking mega death purrers on another note, 134 million cats will "spawnkill" themselves :P [/QUOTE]
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