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<blockquote data-quote="Sejs" data-source="post: 916888" data-attributes="member: 4910"><p>Caster: "I wish for 1,500 tons of Anti-Hydrogen to be placed at X location!"</p><p></p><p>Great Voice of the Void: "What's hydrogen?"</p><p></p><p>Caster: "It's this particle, you see.. one of the building blocks of matter.. a collection of sub-atomic units in a certain configuration can make any substance in existance. Hydrogen is one of the most simple configurations."</p><p></p><p>Great Voice of the Void: "Ah, ...alright. And what does this Hydrogen do, exactly?" </p><p></p><p>Caster: "Well, uh, it's two-thirds of what makes up water for instance. Two parts hydrogen to one part oxygen makes water."</p><p></p><p>Great Voice of the Void: "And oxygen being....?"</p><p></p><p>Caster: "Nevermind that right now. What I'm asking for is 1,500 tons of Anti-Hydrogen at X location."</p><p></p><p>Great Voice of the Void: "Right, right, I caught that the first time. So if Hydrogen is this particle as you say, then what's Anti-Hydrogen?"</p><p></p><p>Caster: "Anti-Hydrogen is the antithesis of Hydrogen, sort of like the opposite pole of a magnet but on a different scale. Hydrogen's components spin one way, Anti-Hydrogen's components spin the opposite way. And when they interact, they cancel eachother out!"</p><p></p><p>Great Voice of the Void: "OKay, so basically you said this hydrogen stuff makes water, right... and you want 1,500 tons of Not-Water. Sure pal - you can have as much Not-Water as you want. Pay your 5000exp and off you go."</p><p></p><p>Caster: "Great!" *pays his exp, finishes casting his spell*</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>*...nothing happens...*</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Great Voice of the Void: *snickers to itself* "Yeah right, little flecks of stuff that <em>water</em> is made out of. Water. Tch, basic element of creation. I mean honestly... what are they teaching kids these days? First time I've had someone fork over their exp for nothing though, I must admit...</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I mean who's ever heard of the Elemental Plane of Hydrogen?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sejs, post: 916888, member: 4910"] Caster: "I wish for 1,500 tons of Anti-Hydrogen to be placed at X location!" Great Voice of the Void: "What's hydrogen?" Caster: "It's this particle, you see.. one of the building blocks of matter.. a collection of sub-atomic units in a certain configuration can make any substance in existance. Hydrogen is one of the most simple configurations." Great Voice of the Void: "Ah, ...alright. And what does this Hydrogen do, exactly?" Caster: "Well, uh, it's two-thirds of what makes up water for instance. Two parts hydrogen to one part oxygen makes water." Great Voice of the Void: "And oxygen being....?" Caster: "Nevermind that right now. What I'm asking for is 1,500 tons of Anti-Hydrogen at X location." Great Voice of the Void: "Right, right, I caught that the first time. So if Hydrogen is this particle as you say, then what's Anti-Hydrogen?" Caster: "Anti-Hydrogen is the antithesis of Hydrogen, sort of like the opposite pole of a magnet but on a different scale. Hydrogen's components spin one way, Anti-Hydrogen's components spin the opposite way. And when they interact, they cancel eachother out!" Great Voice of the Void: "OKay, so basically you said this hydrogen stuff makes water, right... and you want 1,500 tons of Not-Water. Sure pal - you can have as much Not-Water as you want. Pay your 5000exp and off you go." Caster: "Great!" *pays his exp, finishes casting his spell* *...nothing happens...* Great Voice of the Void: *snickers to itself* "Yeah right, little flecks of stuff that [i]water[/i] is made out of. Water. Tch, basic element of creation. I mean honestly... what are they teaching kids these days? First time I've had someone fork over their exp for nothing though, I must admit... I mean who's ever heard of the Elemental Plane of Hydrogen?" [/QUOTE]
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