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<blockquote data-quote="Voadam" data-source="post: 8300133" data-attributes="member: 2209"><p>I had fun as a high potence (super strength) vampire in a vampire the masquerade game.</p><p></p><p>It is a bit of a terrible story and not for the squeamish. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /></p><p></p><p>I was playing an enforcer character and another PC came to me saying he had crossed powerful political vampires and was being hunted with a death bounty and needed to flee and get them off his back. We talked it over and planned to frame his death with me taking a picture of him staked, then ripping his hands off while he was staked so he would not feel it and passing them on to the vampires with the magic gloves he wore and saying I left him for the sun.</p><p></p><p>His hands would grow back with enough blood and he could skip town.</p><p></p><p>I improvised a stake by ripping out one of those long thin iron fence posts with a sharp end and skewering him.</p><p></p><p>Queue us learning that stakes need to be wooden to paralyze a vampire. Otherwise they just hurt, a lot. And require frenzy checks for the intense pain to not go berserk.</p><p></p><p>New improvised back up plan, I carried around a baseball bat as my tool of choice, and it was wood. A bit thicker than most stakes, but with enough force you can make it work.</p><p></p><p>The more you know. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Voadam, post: 8300133, member: 2209"] I had fun as a high potence (super strength) vampire in a vampire the masquerade game. It is a bit of a terrible story and not for the squeamish. :) I was playing an enforcer character and another PC came to me saying he had crossed powerful political vampires and was being hunted with a death bounty and needed to flee and get them off his back. We talked it over and planned to frame his death with me taking a picture of him staked, then ripping his hands off while he was staked so he would not feel it and passing them on to the vampires with the magic gloves he wore and saying I left him for the sun. His hands would grow back with enough blood and he could skip town. I improvised a stake by ripping out one of those long thin iron fence posts with a sharp end and skewering him. Queue us learning that stakes need to be wooden to paralyze a vampire. Otherwise they just hurt, a lot. And require frenzy checks for the intense pain to not go berserk. New improvised back up plan, I carried around a baseball bat as my tool of choice, and it was wood. A bit thicker than most stakes, but with enough force you can make it work. The more you know. :) [/QUOTE]
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