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<blockquote data-quote="Vaalingrade" data-source="post: 8300293" data-attributes="member: 82524"><p>"It's the only way to fight a cold." Thought technically, I give Alfred the win on that one.</p><p></p><p>My nominee comes from the Kingmaker-style game I'm in right now where we have a pair of half-orc brothers. One is pretending to be a priest of Kayden Caylen but is actually a rogue. He has the improvised weapons tree and uses it to wield an iron flask full of holy booze has his 'holy symbol'. The other is a bodyguard fighter and is so devoted to my heir character's vision of a drunk and happy utopia that his primary weapon is our flag. As in the whole pole, which we've paid to have silvered.</p><p></p><p>But it gets better.</p><p></p><p>During the main exploration phase, he decided to go fishing but didn't want to disturb my mad science alchemy session to ask for my block and tackle. So he naturally went noodling (meaning jamming his fist into underwater nests to get it bitten by wide-mouthed fish). He was attacked by a giant crawfish at just the moment that he successfully noodled.... AN ELECTRIC CATFISH. He then proceeded to use said catfish <em>to electro-punch</em> <em>the giant crawfish to death.</em></p><p></p><p>We ate well that night.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Vaalingrade, post: 8300293, member: 82524"] "It's the only way to fight a cold." Thought technically, I give Alfred the win on that one. My nominee comes from the Kingmaker-style game I'm in right now where we have a pair of half-orc brothers. One is pretending to be a priest of Kayden Caylen but is actually a rogue. He has the improvised weapons tree and uses it to wield an iron flask full of holy booze has his 'holy symbol'. The other is a bodyguard fighter and is so devoted to my heir character's vision of a drunk and happy utopia that his primary weapon is our flag. As in the whole pole, which we've paid to have silvered. But it gets better. During the main exploration phase, he decided to go fishing but didn't want to disturb my mad science alchemy session to ask for my block and tackle. So he naturally went noodling (meaning jamming his fist into underwater nests to get it bitten by wide-mouthed fish). He was attacked by a giant crawfish at just the moment that he successfully noodled.... AN ELECTRIC CATFISH. He then proceeded to use said catfish [I]to electro-punch[/I] [I]the giant crawfish to death.[/I] We ate well that night. [/QUOTE]
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