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<blockquote data-quote="Navar" data-source="post: 2215791" data-attributes="member: 2313"><p>OK I think my group might have nearly drove our DM to kill himself this last session.</p><p></p><p>So the party is in Faerun and just south (across the Sea of Falling Stars) of the home city of the Night Masks. So we have drawn their attention by bodyguarding a dwarf armoursmith. Our Party is 5th level:</p><p>An Elvish Scout</p><p>A Human Warlock</p><p>A VoP Half-Orc Monk</p><p>A Human Paladin</p><p>A Human Sorcerer (bloodline of fire, and the only human)</p><p>A Human Cleric of Tempus</p><p>and</p><p>A Human Fighter (Undead Slayer archtype)</p><p></p><p>So They kill the dwarf, and the head of his clan, and they attack the Human Fighter with a death attack in his sleep, but he makes his fort save (but goes to -1 hps.) So our DM tells us to talk about what we want to do while he goes for a bathroom break.</p><p></p><p>My suggestion (the rest of the group thinks this is a great idea) is for all of us to take levels in Rogue next level (for the 8 skill points) and take max ranks in Perform (Dance.) I will take max ranks in Perform (Beat Box.) We go to (Westgate I think) the city with the Night Masks, and challange them to a Dance off (like You got served and the South Park Episode) we just walk up to the Center of town and announe that we are here to Challage the Night Masks. When they arrive, we just start dancing and making mouth music. We serve them so bad that they won't even be able to walk. And we all say "You got Served!" </p><p></p><p>I think he almost threw up. Now we are stuck becauce we have no "real" idea on how to deal with the situation, but man the look on his face was awesome.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Navar, post: 2215791, member: 2313"] OK I think my group might have nearly drove our DM to kill himself this last session. So the party is in Faerun and just south (across the Sea of Falling Stars) of the home city of the Night Masks. So we have drawn their attention by bodyguarding a dwarf armoursmith. Our Party is 5th level: An Elvish Scout A Human Warlock A VoP Half-Orc Monk A Human Paladin A Human Sorcerer (bloodline of fire, and the only human) A Human Cleric of Tempus and A Human Fighter (Undead Slayer archtype) So They kill the dwarf, and the head of his clan, and they attack the Human Fighter with a death attack in his sleep, but he makes his fort save (but goes to -1 hps.) So our DM tells us to talk about what we want to do while he goes for a bathroom break. My suggestion (the rest of the group thinks this is a great idea) is for all of us to take levels in Rogue next level (for the 8 skill points) and take max ranks in Perform (Dance.) I will take max ranks in Perform (Beat Box.) We go to (Westgate I think) the city with the Night Masks, and challange them to a Dance off (like You got served and the South Park Episode) we just walk up to the Center of town and announe that we are here to Challage the Night Masks. When they arrive, we just start dancing and making mouth music. We serve them so bad that they won't even be able to walk. And we all say "You got Served!" I think he almost threw up. Now we are stuck becauce we have no "real" idea on how to deal with the situation, but man the look on his face was awesome. [/QUOTE]
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