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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Shadrach_Storm" data-source="post: 2224559" data-attributes="member: 31312">So, I'm in a 1.5 edition (yes, that's not a typo) campaign with a high-level party (I run a dual-classed 9/12 dualist/psionicist), and the party was screwing around wasting time in a bar. To get things going the DM has this really large minotaur teleport in to attack us, and I laugh and obliviously say "As long as that's not Baphomet, this cow is toast." The DM cracks up, as the cow in questions is, in fact, Baphomet. Before I started in the campaign, one of the other players had previously drawn from a Deck of Fate and got the emnity with demonlord or archdevil card. Doh! Some lucky rolls with the Dispel Evil spell from our cleric got rid of him that day. Thus began my dualist's feud with Baphomet, no deck required.Much later in the campaign during a fairly hum-drum gaming evening, my dualist was telling an npc the party met on an open plain about how he cut Baphomet's hand off in a previous fight (a lucky crit). The npc wasn't believing my story, so I started chanting "Baphomet" during the conversation. When the DM asked if my character was really doing that, I confirmed that yes he sure was. The DM had me roll percentile dice to see if I got any reaction from my chanting. The roll wasn't high enough. One of the other players holds his fingers to his head like little horns and says "Do the cow dance." So, I copy the gesture, hop around a little and continue chanting "Baphomet." That buys me another percentage roll, which was high enough, and d100 minotaurs (64 to be specific) show up among us on the plain. The npc finally believed my story, and we had an endless supply of beef jokes the rest of the night.</blockquote>

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