Another fluffy thread: this time Silly spells and weird Phenomena. Replies welcome!

[Jakathi]

Bile Jet
Coffee Beam
Communicate with Accountant
Create Athlete's Foot
Create Belching in Wrestlers
Cure Grumpiness in Fanboys
Etheral Jet of Balsa
Hellish Spray of Flatulence
Hellish Zone of Impotence
Hermetic Torus of Ice Cream
Invisibility to Elvis Impersonators
Pus Cage
Sorcerous Field of Nymphomania
Speak with Salad Dressing Dragon
Warp of Belching

Alchemical Torus of Deoderant
Astounding Sausage Maelstorm
Cause Foot Odor
Create Foot Odor
Disc of Butter
Dominate Confetti Giant
Foot Odor Spout
Heal Sinus Drainage in Goths
Heal Whining
Hermetic Spout of Toothpaste
Necromantic Bile Spray
Puddle of Stomach Upset
Saliva Ray
Spray of Drooling
Tickle Schoolteachers

Phenomena:
Blessed Stasis Inversion
Cursed Disturbance Aura
Disrupting Chaos Rift
Elemental Summoning Torus
Enhancing Invocation Torrent
Enhancing Psyche Storm
Extra-Dimensional Pulsation Torus
Extra-Planar Stasis Pulse
Invocation Torus
Limited Necromancy Destabilization
Localized Plane Disturbance
Loop Bifrucation
Luminous Enchantment Flux
Luminous Law Cancellation
Magic Destabilization
Nightmare Sorcery Field
Power Destabilization
Pulsing Evocation Torrent
Ritual Flare
Sorcerous Field
Sorcery Halo
Sorcery Negation
True Power Pulsation
Unnatural Divination Nexus
Warping Enchantment Burst

 

[Tarrasque Wrangler]

Leomund's Fabulous Apartment.