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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Cheerful Coffin" data-source="post: 2376432" data-attributes="member: 22603">Okay, here is the scoop of my predicament everyone.. I'm a level 5 spellthief, a badass mofo chaotic evil spellthief.<img src="http://www.planetnintendo.com/ff1/characters/bwiz.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" />Hi, how ya doin'.. We're in the forgotten realms, so ofcourse, worshipping stuff is practicaly an obligation. So as one player put it when I ranted on a soapbox "Not another demon worshipper!" But.. That is not the problem.. The problem is, whilst I was communing with the evil spirits, I journeyed into the fourth level of hell and met up with Lady Fierna. We hit it off quite well actually (I even made her laugh!) and she had never fealt such feelings for a mortal, which umm.. didn't settle well with her father one bit.. "I have slaves more powerful then this whelp!" So if I'm going to ever hope to marry Fierna and rule hell, I gotta' impress the bigman first. But how does one go about that? Especialy when your alignmet was CHAOTIC EVIL?!  So Lady Fierna gave me a wraithblade, figuring it would help me gain her father's approval, I'm chaotic, but I'm not stupid. I COULD just flip out and kill random cattle and get free wraiths to spread mayhem and terror. But that's not going to raise Belial's attention.. So I have to wait for pure souls to be unsuspecting, pure souls like clerics of Pelor who happen to be in my party.. Also I got what was coming to me by trying to play "easy streak". There was an avatar of Mielekki and being the chaotic evil idiot that I am godess>power>sneak up beind and absorb>easy evil points. There's no such thing as easy I found out.. It turned out me being an elf and her being the godess of the elf had some kind of tramautic reaction which caused me to turn into a girl, and now I look like this:<img src="http://www.zeldauniverse.net/images/stories/games/z4/characters/marin.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" />(Also the DM fealt it would be funny if my voice now sounded like Kagoma's from Inuyasha..)SO, not only do I need to find a way to break this stupid curse to end my eternal shame.. but I need plans and actions to get on Belial's good err.. less evil side so I can woo his daughter.. I had a plan to get ahold of a Gate spell somehow, find the legendary Tarrasque, and unleash it on the sixth layer so it can mow that layer down and Belial can have what he's always desired.. But that would be an EXTREMELY large while, cause if I try to do it right now dieing won't be able to describe what will happen to me.. I have however created a small cult of two stoner-like characters. One's a brainless twit of a barbarian, the other is a pig-headed rogue who only concerns himself with getting laid. It's almost like those two heavy metal guys who worshipped Little Nickey.. And I plan to get the goodguys of our team in trouble with the law, it's simple, I just say in the most girliest way possible "t3y m0135t3Rd m3!11eleven!", the gaurds arrest them, and I further convince them that their god's don't give a crap about them and that being good doesn't get you ahead. I've been trying to convince them that so far with political commentary. Even if they kill me out of anger thier path to the darkside will only further be sealed, and I'll just go to the badplace to try and impress Belial so I can be with Lady Fierna.. Most likely involving the shame of being the (It rhymes with witch) to a little underage elf girl. (Because it doesn't look like i'm going to find a cure to this curse anytime soon..) I've thought about finding a cleric for that, but I ceartainly can't go to one of Mielekki even though that would make things ten times easier as you'd know.. I'd die.. Any advise so I don't countiualy look like just a wannabe super villain guy struck with puppy-Cerebus love???</blockquote>

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