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Message: <blockquote data-quote="the Jester" data-source="post: 356958" data-attributes="member: 1210">Wow, I had weird, vivid, immersive dreams last night.I was in a laundromat, and for some reason there was a toilet in the corner, next to a washing machine full of my clothes.  I sat down to take a dump (the laundromat was full of people, natch) and when I went to wipe the whole roll of toilet paper somehow shot into the washing machine.  My sex slave and one of my ex girlfriends were there, too, and I called out to her (the sex slave) to come over here (I didn't want to embarrass myself by telling the whole room that I'd dropped the whole roll in the washer) but my ex kept convincing her to keep frolicking in the sand with her (I guess the laundrette was on a beach?)  Finally, I made the sex slave come over to me and whispered what I needed (new t.p.) and she gave it to me, full of remorse that it took her so long to respond to my need.Gap in dream here....Somehow, I knew that a supervillain named Quicksilver had escaped from his prison dimension (where he'd been locked by Johnnie Quest).  He was frightfully dangerous and superfast (not the same as Marvel's Quicksilver, though).  So, at a dinner party, I found Johnnie Quest and let him know that the villain was loose.  Quest's face turned white.  Then I left with my best friend of 20-odd years, Jon.  For some reason he had me drive him around our old home town (Redding, CA- ick!) in his truck- why he didn't drive himself, I just don't know.Weird, huh?</blockquote>

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