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<blockquote data-quote="Wulffolk" data-source="post: 7055975" data-attributes="member: 6871450">Virginity - Everybody is born with this dreaded affliction. Excessive exposure to &quot;Magic&quot; cards, or &quot;The Gathering&quot; of others with &quot;Magic&quot; cards, prolongs this dreaded condition.Side effects include depression, poor personal hygiene (including, but not limited to, chronic halitosis and pungent body odor), anti-social behavior, extreme poverty, and an unwillingness to emerge from the cave under their parent's home.The only known cure is deep immersion therapy with a member of the opposite sex (assuming that is your preference). Managing to find this cure without burning your &quot;Magic&quot; cards or avoiding &quot;The Gatherings&quot; of others with &quot;Magic&quot; cards is nearly impossible.The afflicted person must usually scrub them self intensely with soap and water, dress in the garb of other local villagers, and apprentice themself in a trade. Having your own horse and wagon helps almost as much as finding some place other than a cave to live.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Wulffolk, post: 7055975, member: 6871450"] Virginity - Everybody is born with this dreaded affliction. Excessive exposure to "Magic" cards, or "The Gathering" of others with "Magic" cards, prolongs this dreaded condition. Side effects include depression, poor personal hygiene (including, but not limited to, chronic halitosis and pungent body odor), anti-social behavior, extreme poverty, and an unwillingness to emerge from the cave under their parent's home. The only known cure is deep immersion therapy with a member of the opposite sex (assuming that is your preference). Managing to find this cure without burning your "Magic" cards or avoiding "The Gatherings" of others with "Magic" cards is nearly impossible. The afflicted person must usually scrub them self intensely with soap and water, dress in the garb of other local villagers, and apprentice themself in a trade. Having your own horse and wagon helps almost as much as finding some place other than a cave to live. [/QUOTE]

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