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<blockquote data-quote="Thunderfoot" data-source="post: 5568166" data-attributes="member: 34175"><p>Duck muggings are funny in a laugh out loud kind of way... </p><p></p><p>Lamb muggings are funny in a s*** your pants because you're laughing so hard kind of way.</p><p></p><p>Petting zoos are notorious for having little baby animals for little baby children to pet, and of course there is the requisite gumball machine full of "cattle chow" so the kiddies can feed them. Once the lambs figure out that the little kids can't stand up to their head butting, the fun commences. </p><p></p><p>Picture if you will a small 4 year old child surrounded by three lambs of about 3 months. One head butts the kid in the stomach so he drops the food, another jump/tackles him from the side and another head butts him in the butt (guess that a literal head-butt) so he falls on his face. Now, the food is already on the ground, so the lambs could just eat it and go, but instead they spend a couple minutes butting the hell out of the poor kid who is stunned and confused as to why he is suddenly on his stomach.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>I probably should have helped my son, but I was too busy laughing so hard my stomach hurt... I had to excuse myself to the potty soon thereafter.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Thunderfoot, post: 5568166, member: 34175"] Duck muggings are funny in a laugh out loud kind of way... Lamb muggings are funny in a s*** your pants because you're laughing so hard kind of way. Petting zoos are notorious for having little baby animals for little baby children to pet, and of course there is the requisite gumball machine full of "cattle chow" so the kiddies can feed them. Once the lambs figure out that the little kids can't stand up to their head butting, the fun commences. Picture if you will a small 4 year old child surrounded by three lambs of about 3 months. One head butts the kid in the stomach so he drops the food, another jump/tackles him from the side and another head butts him in the butt (guess that a literal head-butt) so he falls on his face. Now, the food is already on the ground, so the lambs could just eat it and go, but instead they spend a couple minutes butting the hell out of the poor kid who is stunned and confused as to why he is suddenly on his stomach. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I probably should have helped my son, but I was too busy laughing so hard my stomach hurt... I had to excuse myself to the potty soon thereafter. [/QUOTE]
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