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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Pat" data-source="post: 3430689" data-attributes="member: 40088">Very, very steeped in the 80s, but quite funny. From Dragon #72:Valley Elf,He's a Valley Elf, Valley Elf, He's a Valley Elf . . .So cool, so fair, With chartreuse hair, So young, secure ——"Fer sure, fer sure, like, oh, man, I was really down today, like, sooo down, I almost flunked archery today, I was blitzed totally, it waswrong. Like, I wore my elven cloakinto the dungeon, y'know, and it got allgrody with, wow, likespider webs and green slime all over it, like yucko, likewhen I saw it when we got out I thought, oh, gag me with a wand, and it was grody to the max, just psionic, like, and I had to clean it, oh, gross me out, man. Totally awesome. I hate to go in dungeons, they are so rank, and some of the monsters just likefreak me out, man, like wow, I even saw a fer real monster, like real close uponce, and it was really, like, totallydisgusting, barf city man, it was so grossthat I thought, like, Hey, keep away from me, man! Like no way I'm gonna ever even use my swordon you, I just waxed it, y'know, likegag me with a mace." Valley Elf, He's a Valley Elf, Valley Elf, He's a Valley Elf . . . North of Geoff, South of Ket, By the River Javan wet, Living with the stubby gnomes, The Valley Elves do make their homes. "Sure, totally, y'know, I had a dog man, a cooshee, like he was special, a Gucci cooshee poochie, he had designer genes, like, really rare, he was just awesome, but not too housebroken. I had to clean up after him, and that was like grody, just gross to the max, but, wow, like, no biggie, cuz he was mydog, y'know, but he's gone now, totally, see, I met the mage the other day, and, wow, man, the mage has got like no, totally no sense of humor. Like, I made a joke, y'know, I thought it was super, like, I saw the mage and said like, hey, we're in the Valley of the Jolly, like, Ho Ho Ho, Green Valley Mage, just like the freakin' commercials, but he just looked at me, like wow, he must have really been out of it, man, like he was so out of it he threwone of those, like, meteor swarms at me, it was justawesome, I mean it was just, oh wow man, it wasastral, and it missed me and hit my dog, my designer dog, like, crispy critter city, I was really bummed out, really bad like." Valley Elf, He's a Valley Elf, Valley Elf, He's a Valley Elf . . .He's a super Valley Elf, So chaotic, sure of self, Tall and thin and fair of face, His brain is lost in outer space. "Oh, super, like I live in thegood part of the Valley, y'know, where we're all into, like, real ethereal things, likeI got a set of designer ring mailfor my birthday, I was totallyfreaked out, like, my old set was gettingfull of wrinkles and it hadblood on it from where I cut myselfwith my short sword, yeah, really, likeagony, man, I was in total agonyfor an hour. Really, but now I'm together, like, fer sure, no problem. That was close, man, like I was so sure I was gonnapass out fer sure, I lucked out totally. Good thing." (Totally written by some gamers in, like, Kentucky, man, who don't want their names used. Fer sure.)</blockquote>

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