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Message: <blockquote data-quote="RangerWickett" data-source="post: 5516807" data-attributes="member: 63">We're playing Rogue Trader, and our current endeavor is collecting psyker brains to network into a computer to run a virtual reality battle simulator. It has been officially approved as NOT HERESY.Unfortunately, a renegade psyker didn't like what we were up to, and she tried to destroy the ship. We killed her, and found that she was using a ritual from the Orkonomicon. Upon opening the book, a vortex appeared above us and sucked us thousands of years into the past -- and transformed us into orks.After going on a quest as orks to find the Orkonomicon so we could get home -- which included us deciding that the only way to know for sure we had found the real book was to hunt and capture lots of ducks (because the book, see, is made of wood, and it's a witch-type book and what not, and witches, you see, you burn; and also, books they made of wood, which floats; and ducks they floats too, so if we find the book, and it weighs as much as a duck, it's a witch, which means it's the right book) -- we opened a portal and were sucked back to our ship.At that point, the techpriests informed us that the VR simulation was complete, and that the psyker-brain computer functioned well, with the reasonably minor side effect of making people in the simulator think they were really there. We call that 'value added.'Next week, we're taking Orbital Transport 815, which we're pretty sure won't crash on a mysterious tropical island.</blockquote>

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