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<blockquote data-quote="The Vorpal Tribble" data-source="post: 2137502" data-attributes="member: 9755"><p><strong>Yeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hawww!</strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">Rootin' Tootin' Texas Chilli Ooze</span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p>Size and type: Small Ooze</p><p>Hit Dice: 2d10 +8 (19 hp)</p><p>Initiative: -5</p><p>Speed: 20 ft., climb 20 ft.</p><p>Base Attack/Grapple: +1/-4</p><p>Armor Class: 5 (-5 dex)</p><p>Attack: Slam +1 melee (1d4 + 1d8 acid)</p><p>Full attack: Slam +1 melee (1d4 + 1d8 acid)</p><p>Space/Reach: 3 ft./3 ft.</p><p>Special Attacks: Acid, Spell-like abilities</p><p>Special Qualities: Blindsight 60 ft., edibility, ooze traits</p><p>Saves: Fort +4, Ref -5, Will -5</p><p>Abilities: Str 8, Dex 1, Con 19, Int -, Wis 1, Cha 1</p><p>Skills: -</p><p>Feats: -</p><p>________________________</p><p>Enviroment: Any Cookout </p><p>Organization: Solitary</p><p>Challenge Rating: 1-2</p><p>Treasure: Standard crockpots</p><p>Alignment: Always neutral</p><p>Advancement: 3-4 HD (Small), 5-6 HD (Medium)</p><p>Level Adjustment: - </p><p></p><p><strong>Description:</strong> This appears as a mass of lumpy red and brown stew with assorted beans, ground beef and other bits and pieces of herbs and spices, with a spicey odor. </p><p></p><p>The texas chilli ooze was first created by Wild Bubba in the autumn of '98. Was fixin' a mean kettle full when his dog Tex jumped up to take a sniff and WOOOOO WEEE! Scared Bubba like a mother in law' visitin'! He poured within the mix a whole bowlful of cayenne peppers and a ladel of hot mustard!! When Bubba woke up he saw that ole kettle tip over and pour out the bubbling stuff which hightailed it like a coon hearin' the baying of a hound! </p><p></p><p><strong>Attack:</strong> Unlike any other ooze, the texas chili survives by enticing folks to eat IT!</p><p></p><p><strong>Herbs and Spices (Ex):</strong></p><p>A texas chili ooze secretes a concentration of herbs and spices that quickly disolves any organic material it comes in contact with (particuarly stomach and oral linings). Any melee hit deals and additional 1d8 points of acid damage. </p><p></p><p><strong>Mmm, Mmm Good (Ex):</strong></p><p>Those within smelling distance of a texas chili ooze must make a will save (DC 14) or be drawn to the ooze by sudden, inexplicable hunger and take a spoonfull. For 1d6 rounds the player gains a breath weapon; a 10 foot wide cone of heartburn induced flame that uncontrollably goes off each and every round. This causes 2d6 fire damage to all those in its path, plus 1d6 internal damage to the eater himself. </p><p></p><p><strong>Spell-Like Abilities:</strong></p><p>At will - Otto's Irresistible Square Dance. No save.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="The Vorpal Tribble, post: 2137502, member: 9755"] [b]Yeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hawww![/b] [B][FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Rootin' Tootin' Texas Chilli Ooze[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] Size and type: Small Ooze Hit Dice: 2d10 +8 (19 hp) Initiative: -5 Speed: 20 ft., climb 20 ft. Base Attack/Grapple: +1/-4 Armor Class: 5 (-5 dex) Attack: Slam +1 melee (1d4 + 1d8 acid) Full attack: Slam +1 melee (1d4 + 1d8 acid) Space/Reach: 3 ft./3 ft. Special Attacks: Acid, Spell-like abilities Special Qualities: Blindsight 60 ft., edibility, ooze traits Saves: Fort +4, Ref -5, Will -5 Abilities: Str 8, Dex 1, Con 19, Int -, Wis 1, Cha 1 Skills: - Feats: - ________________________ Enviroment: Any Cookout Organization: Solitary Challenge Rating: 1-2 Treasure: Standard crockpots Alignment: Always neutral Advancement: 3-4 HD (Small), 5-6 HD (Medium) Level Adjustment: - [B]Description:[/B] This appears as a mass of lumpy red and brown stew with assorted beans, ground beef and other bits and pieces of herbs and spices, with a spicey odor. The texas chilli ooze was first created by Wild Bubba in the autumn of '98. Was fixin' a mean kettle full when his dog Tex jumped up to take a sniff and WOOOOO WEEE! Scared Bubba like a mother in law' visitin'! He poured within the mix a whole bowlful of cayenne peppers and a ladel of hot mustard!! When Bubba woke up he saw that ole kettle tip over and pour out the bubbling stuff which hightailed it like a coon hearin' the baying of a hound! [B]Attack:[/B] Unlike any other ooze, the texas chili survives by enticing folks to eat IT! [B]Herbs and Spices (Ex):[/B] A texas chili ooze secretes a concentration of herbs and spices that quickly disolves any organic material it comes in contact with (particuarly stomach and oral linings). Any melee hit deals and additional 1d8 points of acid damage. [B]Mmm, Mmm Good (Ex):[/B] Those within smelling distance of a texas chili ooze must make a will save (DC 14) or be drawn to the ooze by sudden, inexplicable hunger and take a spoonfull. For 1d6 rounds the player gains a breath weapon; a 10 foot wide cone of heartburn induced flame that uncontrollably goes off each and every round. This causes 2d6 fire damage to all those in its path, plus 1d6 internal damage to the eater himself. [B]Spell-Like Abilities:[/B] At will - Otto's Irresistible Square Dance. No save. [/QUOTE]
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