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<blockquote data-quote="talien" data-source="post: 4197479" data-attributes="member: 3285"><p><strong>The Last Resort - Part 6: A Secret Rendezvous</strong></p><p></p><p>Aljandros’ men started up the stairs to the second floor, muscling past the hotel’s guards. </p><p></p><p>WHAM!</p><p></p><p>A door was busted open. A woman screamed, but it was not Imelda.</p><p></p><p>“Oops, sorry!” Aljandros shouted into the room.</p><p></p><p>It was then that Sebastian noticed the whip.</p><p></p><p>“I really don’t think—“ he began, but the sound of another door being kicked open cut him off.</p><p></p><p>WHAM!</p><p></p><p>“AHHA!” shouted Aljandros. </p><p></p><p>An attractive woman was half naked inside the room, covering herself with just a sheet. The man whom Sebastian presumed was Thomas Rhymer was struggling into his pants.</p><p></p><p>The thugs knocked Rhymer down. Aljandros cracked his whip. Imelda screamed.</p><p></p><p>“Now wait a minute…” began Sebastian.</p><p></p><p>The thugs started kicking Rhymer.</p><p></p><p>“Hey, now, that’s enough…”</p><p></p><p>Aljandros was shouting at the top of his lungs.</p><p></p><p>“That’s it!” Sebastian extended one palm towards the room. “<span style="font-family: 'Impact'">FUCO ASPERGO!</span>”</p><p></p><p>A cone of coruscating colors washed over everyone in the room. The thugs fell. Rhymer fell. Imelda fell. Only Aljandros stood, slack-jawed, arm raised in mid-whip.</p><p></p><p>“That’s better.” Sebastian dusted himself off. “Now, as for you.” He pointed at Aljandros’ head. “<span style="font-family: 'Impact'">Medicates privates!</span>”</p><p></p><p>Aljandros’ eyes crossed to stare at Sebastian’s finger. </p><p></p><p>“Better. Now, as I was saying, I think you’re being ridiculous about this whole thing.”</p><p></p><p>“I’m being ridiculous about this whole thing,” parroted Aljandros.</p><p></p><p>“Maybe if you paid more attention to your wife, she wouldn’t be cheating on you.”</p><p></p><p>“Maybe if I paid more attention to Imelda, she wouldn’t cheat on me,” he repeated.</p><p></p><p>“So here’s what you’re going to do: You’re going to carry your wife out of here. And then you’re going to love and cherish each other for the rest of your life. Understood?”</p><p></p><p>Aljandros nodded. He walked mechanically over to his wife’s unconscious body. Then he paused.</p><p></p><p>“Oh wait,” said the merchant. He turned back to Rhymer.</p><p></p><p>“Aljandros…” said Sebastian, but the warning was unnecessary.</p><p></p><p>Aljandros yanked the man’s pants off and threw them out of the room. “Now he can be as embarrassed as I was.”</p><p></p><p>Sebastian rolled his eyes. “Just take your wife and go.”</p><p></p><p>Aljandros helped Imelda to her feet. She groggily complied. Sebastian followed them out of the room, leaving the four thugs to snore blissfully.</p><p></p><p>Ilmarė watched the whole scene from the bar. “Where was he when the riot broke out?”</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="talien, post: 4197479, member: 3285"] [b]The Last Resort - Part 6: A Secret Rendezvous[/b] Aljandros’ men started up the stairs to the second floor, muscling past the hotel’s guards. WHAM! A door was busted open. A woman screamed, but it was not Imelda. “Oops, sorry!” Aljandros shouted into the room. It was then that Sebastian noticed the whip. “I really don’t think—“ he began, but the sound of another door being kicked open cut him off. WHAM! “AHHA!” shouted Aljandros. An attractive woman was half naked inside the room, covering herself with just a sheet. The man whom Sebastian presumed was Thomas Rhymer was struggling into his pants. The thugs knocked Rhymer down. Aljandros cracked his whip. Imelda screamed. “Now wait a minute…” began Sebastian. The thugs started kicking Rhymer. “Hey, now, that’s enough…” Aljandros was shouting at the top of his lungs. “That’s it!” Sebastian extended one palm towards the room. “[FONT=Impact]FUCO ASPERGO![/FONT]” A cone of coruscating colors washed over everyone in the room. The thugs fell. Rhymer fell. Imelda fell. Only Aljandros stood, slack-jawed, arm raised in mid-whip. “That’s better.” Sebastian dusted himself off. “Now, as for you.” He pointed at Aljandros’ head. “[FONT=Impact]Medicates privates![/FONT]” Aljandros’ eyes crossed to stare at Sebastian’s finger. “Better. Now, as I was saying, I think you’re being ridiculous about this whole thing.” “I’m being ridiculous about this whole thing,” parroted Aljandros. “Maybe if you paid more attention to your wife, she wouldn’t be cheating on you.” “Maybe if I paid more attention to Imelda, she wouldn’t cheat on me,” he repeated. “So here’s what you’re going to do: You’re going to carry your wife out of here. And then you’re going to love and cherish each other for the rest of your life. Understood?” Aljandros nodded. He walked mechanically over to his wife’s unconscious body. Then he paused. “Oh wait,” said the merchant. He turned back to Rhymer. “Aljandros…” said Sebastian, but the warning was unnecessary. Aljandros yanked the man’s pants off and threw them out of the room. “Now he can be as embarrassed as I was.” Sebastian rolled his eyes. “Just take your wife and go.” Aljandros helped Imelda to her feet. She groggily complied. Sebastian followed them out of the room, leaving the four thugs to snore blissfully. Ilmarė watched the whole scene from the bar. “Where was he when the riot broke out?” [/QUOTE]
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