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Message: <blockquote data-quote="talien" data-source="post: 4752191" data-attributes="member: 3285">Serpentine Path: Part 7 – I’m Not as Think as You Drunk I Am!Calactyte was sipping his drink at the bar when four Shining Patrolmen stumbled into the Shining Shield Inn.  “Hey!” shouted one of them, pointing at Cal.  “Looks, it’s a scalebag!  Hey, scalebag!  I need a new pair of shoes!  Why don’t you come over here and we’ll cut a couple of pounds off of you!”“Ignore them,” said Bijoux, who sat next to him. Calactyte stayed still. “I’m talking to you, snake boy!  Turn around when I’m talking to you!”Calactyte didn’t turn around.One of the patrolmen put one hand on Calactyte’s massive shoulder.The lizard spun around and hissed, towering over the patrolman.Just then, every other patron that wasn’t one of Calactyte’s companions threw off their cloaks and drew their blades.“You are under arrest for attacking a member of the Shining Patrol,” said the provocateur.  Hands shoved Calactyte’s snout into the bar and handcuffs were placed on his wrists.  “That’ll teach lizards to walk around pretending they’re decent people.”“Don’t resist, Cal,” whispered Bijoux.  “It will only make things worse.”A moment after twenty Shining Patrolmen led out Calactyte, Sebastian entered.  With their sudden departure, the Shining Shield Inn was complete deserted.“What did I just miss?” he asked in disbelief.Beldin looked sourly into his drink.  “Looks like Altherians aren’t as sophisticated as they like to think they are.”</blockquote>

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