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<blockquote data-quote="Vraille Darkfang" data-source="post: 3230230" data-attributes="member: 16989"><p>Actually...</p><p></p><p>What started out as a Joke Encounter has turned into a very important (though Local) part of my campaign World.</p><p></p><p>Basically, a circle of Evil (and Insane) Halfling Druids are going around & Casting Awaken on Various Farm Animals & Teaching them to "Liberate" their Enslaved Bretheren.</p><p></p><p>All this was so I could throw an Awakened Chicken Monk, Boar Barbarian & Steer Sorcerer at the party as a "WTF?!?!? Encounter"</p><p></p><p>But then the Chicken got lucky with a Stunning Fist (Beak) Attack, Followed by 4 Criticals in a Row. Knocked the Ranger from Full to -7 in 2 rounds.</p><p></p><p>It was such a difficult & memorable encounter (God, does my group hate Chickens) that the Druids behind it have become recurring Villians.</p><p></p><p>It makes a sort of sense. If a Steer suddenly gains Human-Like Intelligence & the only contact it has explains "See that big Bull over there? Since he is the biggest, they let him keep his testicles. All you guys? Chopped, Buterflyed, Deep-Fried and Eaten. Aren't they Evil SoB's?"</p><p></p><p>Or "Hey Chicken! Let me show you what they do with your unborn children. This is called a Reciepe Book. Pay close attention to the Scrambled, Poached, and Hard-Boiled Parts"</p><p></p><p>It has moved beyond joke status to semi-serious. Remote farmsteads destroyed. The Men Mutilated. The Children Poached & Eaten.</p><p></p><p>They haven't actually met any of the Druids yet, but they sure are looking for them.</p><p></p><p>It also let me use the phrase "Cannibal Chicken Monks of Hastur" with a Straight Face.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Vraille Darkfang, post: 3230230, member: 16989"] Actually... What started out as a Joke Encounter has turned into a very important (though Local) part of my campaign World. Basically, a circle of Evil (and Insane) Halfling Druids are going around & Casting Awaken on Various Farm Animals & Teaching them to "Liberate" their Enslaved Bretheren. All this was so I could throw an Awakened Chicken Monk, Boar Barbarian & Steer Sorcerer at the party as a "WTF?!?!? Encounter" But then the Chicken got lucky with a Stunning Fist (Beak) Attack, Followed by 4 Criticals in a Row. Knocked the Ranger from Full to -7 in 2 rounds. It was such a difficult & memorable encounter (God, does my group hate Chickens) that the Druids behind it have become recurring Villians. It makes a sort of sense. If a Steer suddenly gains Human-Like Intelligence & the only contact it has explains "See that big Bull over there? Since he is the biggest, they let him keep his testicles. All you guys? Chopped, Buterflyed, Deep-Fried and Eaten. Aren't they Evil SoB's?" Or "Hey Chicken! Let me show you what they do with your unborn children. This is called a Reciepe Book. Pay close attention to the Scrambled, Poached, and Hard-Boiled Parts" It has moved beyond joke status to semi-serious. Remote farmsteads destroyed. The Men Mutilated. The Children Poached & Eaten. They haven't actually met any of the Druids yet, but they sure are looking for them. It also let me use the phrase "Cannibal Chicken Monks of Hastur" with a Straight Face. [/QUOTE]
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