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Armor Spikes: Unpractical?
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<blockquote data-quote="Whizbang Dustyboots" data-source="post: 3693098" data-attributes="member: 11760"><p>Years ago, when hair metal was at its height, my dad saw a video for Skid Row, featuring lead singer Sebastian Bach. At this point, pretty boy Bach had a pierced eyebrow (very edgy for the late 1980s/early 1990s!) and a pierced nose and had a long dangling chain connecting them.</p><p></p><p>"Is he supposed to be tough?" my dad asked, watching a video with Bach posing and punching at the camera and the like.</p><p></p><p>"Well, yeah, look at the piercings."</p><p></p><p>"If he was really tough, he would be missing a nostril and part of an eyebrow. First fight he was in, someone would rip that chain right out of his face."</p><p></p><p>Which sort of sums up my problem with Hennet Lovestobuckle. There's cool and practical and there's cool and impractical. I figure Hennet mostly hangs around at the local S&M tavern, looking cool, and not actually doing any adventuring. Those pretty tattoos around his nipples would get all scarred up and I don't want to think about what would happen to all of those buckles -- he certainly seems like he's one <em>heat metal</em> spell away from certain death.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Whizbang Dustyboots, post: 3693098, member: 11760"] Years ago, when hair metal was at its height, my dad saw a video for Skid Row, featuring lead singer Sebastian Bach. At this point, pretty boy Bach had a pierced eyebrow (very edgy for the late 1980s/early 1990s!) and a pierced nose and had a long dangling chain connecting them. "Is he supposed to be tough?" my dad asked, watching a video with Bach posing and punching at the camera and the like. "Well, yeah, look at the piercings." "If he was really tough, he would be missing a nostril and part of an eyebrow. First fight he was in, someone would rip that chain right out of his face." Which sort of sums up my problem with Hennet Lovestobuckle. There's cool and practical and there's cool and impractical. I figure Hennet mostly hangs around at the local S&M tavern, looking cool, and not actually doing any adventuring. Those pretty tattoos around his nipples would get all scarred up and I don't want to think about what would happen to all of those buckles -- he certainly seems like he's one [i]heat metal[/i] spell away from certain death. [/QUOTE]
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