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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Gez" data-source="post: 1764867" data-attributes="member: 1328">Arrr! Dat's landlubber song, matey! Avast, <a href="http://www.worldofmi.com/features/lyrics/A%20pirate%20I%20was%20meant%20to%20be.mp3" target="_blank">real pirate song</a>: We're a band of vicious pirates! A-sailin´ out to sea. When you hear our gentle singing... You'll be sure to turn and flee! -     Oh, this is just ridiculous. -     Come on, men! We've got to recover that map! That pirate will be done for, when he falls into our trap! We're a club of tuneful rovers! We can sing in every clef! We can even hit the high notes! It's just too bad we're tone deaf! -     A pirate I was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea! -     Let's go defeat that evil pirate! We know he's sure to lose, ´cause we know just where to fire at! -     We're thieving balladeers. A gang of cutthroat mugs. To fight us off ye don't need guns! Just really good ear-plugs! -     A pirate I was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea! -     All right, crew, let's get to work! Our vocation is a thing we love, a thing we'd never shirk. -     We'll fight you in the harbor. We'll battle you on land. But when you meet singing pirates... They'll be more than you can stand. -     Ooooh! That was a good one! No, it wasn't. -     No time for song! We've got to move! The battle will be long, but our courage we will prove! -     We're a pack a´ scurvy sea-dogs. Have we pity? Not a dram! We all eat roasted garlic... ...then sing from the diaphragm! -     A pirate I was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea! -     Less singing, more sailing. When we defeat our wicked foe, his ship he will be bailing! -     If ye try ta fight us... ...you will get a nasty whackin´! If ya disrespect our singing´... ...we will feed ya to a kraken! -     A pirate I was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea! -     I´m getting so sick of you guys and your rhyming. We´re ready to set sail, through the cannons need a-priming. -     We're troublesome corsairs! And we've come to steal your treasures! We would shoot you on the downbeat... ...but we have to rest five measures. -     A pirate I was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea! -     Stop! Stop! Stop! The brass is what we'll polish and the deck is what we'll mop. -     You say you're nasty pirates... ...scheming, thieving, bad bushwhackers? From what I've seen I tell you... ...you're not pirates! You're just slackers! -     A pirate I was meant to be! Trim the sails and roam the sea! -     We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange. And...! ...um... Well... ...err... Door hinge? No, no... Guess the song's over, then. Guess so. Okay, back to work. Oh gee. I feel a little guilty, now.</blockquote>

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