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<blockquote data-quote="Morrus" data-source="post: 8870668" data-attributes="member: 1">The next was a comedy sketch about Lord of the Rings.---(Scene: A group of hobbits are sitting around a table in the Shire, talking)Merry: &quot;I can't believe we have to go on this journey to Mordor. It's going to be so boring.&quot;Pippin: &quot;Yeah, and who knows how long it will take. We might never come back.&quot;Frodo: &quot;Well, we have to destroy the One Ring and defeat Sauron. It's our duty.&quot;Sam: &quot;And what about all the walking? My feet are already sore just thinking about it.&quot;(Enter Gandalf, dressed in a tracksuit and carrying a gym bag)Gandalf: &quot;Hobbits! I have a solution to all your problems. I present to you... The Lord of the Flings!&quot;(He pulls out a small, shiny ring)Merry: &quot;What is that, Gandalf?&quot;Gandalf: &quot;This is the Ring of Exercise. It gives the wearer immense strength and endurance. You'll be able to walk to Mordor and back in no time.&quot;Pippin: &quot;But what about the dangers of the journey? Orcs and dragons and all that?&quot;Gandalf: &quot;No worries, my dear Pippin. The Ring of Exercise also gives the wearer superior fighting skills. You'll be able to take on any foe with ease.&quot;Sam: &quot;I don't know, Gandalf. It sounds a bit risky.&quot;Gandalf: &quot;Nonsense, Sam. The benefits outweigh the risks. Plus, think of all the ladies you'll impress with your toned physique.&quot;Frodo: &quot;I'll do it. I'll wear the Ring of Exercise.&quot;(Frodo puts on the ring and flexes his muscles)Merry: &quot;Whoa, Frodo. You look like a regular muscle hobbit.&quot;Pippin: &quot;Yeah, and I bet you could lift a whole barrel of ale now.&quot;Sam: &quot;I guess I'll give it a try too.&quot;(Sam puts on the ring and joins in the flexing)Gandalf: &quot;See? This is what the power of the Ring of Exercise can do for you. Now, let's go defeat Sauron and save Middle-earth!&quot;(The hobbits set off on their journey, flexing and defeating orcs left and right)Narrator: &quot;And thus, the Lord of the Flings was born, bringing hilarity and brawn to the world of Middle-earth.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Morrus, post: 8870668, member: 1"] The next was a comedy sketch about Lord of the Rings. --- (Scene: A group of hobbits are sitting around a table in the Shire, talking) Merry: "I can't believe we have to go on this journey to Mordor. It's going to be so boring." Pippin: "Yeah, and who knows how long it will take. We might never come back." Frodo: "Well, we have to destroy the One Ring and defeat Sauron. It's our duty." Sam: "And what about all the walking? My feet are already sore just thinking about it." (Enter Gandalf, dressed in a tracksuit and carrying a gym bag) Gandalf: "Hobbits! I have a solution to all your problems. I present to you... The Lord of the Flings!" (He pulls out a small, shiny ring) Merry: "What is that, Gandalf?" Gandalf: "This is the Ring of Exercise. It gives the wearer immense strength and endurance. You'll be able to walk to Mordor and back in no time." Pippin: "But what about the dangers of the journey? Orcs and dragons and all that?" Gandalf: "No worries, my dear Pippin. The Ring of Exercise also gives the wearer superior fighting skills. You'll be able to take on any foe with ease." Sam: "I don't know, Gandalf. It sounds a bit risky." Gandalf: "Nonsense, Sam. The benefits outweigh the risks. Plus, think of all the ladies you'll impress with your toned physique." Frodo: "I'll do it. I'll wear the Ring of Exercise." (Frodo puts on the ring and flexes his muscles) Merry: "Whoa, Frodo. You look like a regular muscle hobbit." Pippin: "Yeah, and I bet you could lift a whole barrel of ale now." Sam: "I guess I'll give it a try too." (Sam puts on the ring and joins in the flexing) Gandalf: "See? This is what the power of the Ring of Exercise can do for you. Now, let's go defeat Sauron and save Middle-earth!" (The hobbits set off on their journey, flexing and defeating orcs left and right) Narrator: "And thus, the Lord of the Flings was born, bringing hilarity and brawn to the world of Middle-earth." [/QUOTE]

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