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<blockquote data-quote="Morrus" data-source="post: 8870669" data-attributes="member: 1">And another about Lord of the Rings.--(The sketch takes place in a tavern. The door bursts open and in walks Frodo, Sam, and Pippin, all dirty and exhausted from their journey.)Frodo: (collapsing onto a chair) Oh, thank goodness we've finally made it to the tavern.Sam: (sitting down next to Frodo) Aye, Mr. Frodo. We could all use a nice cold ale after that journey.Pippin: (excitedly) And some second breakfast! (He looks around the room) Hey, where's Merry?Frodo: (sighing) Oh, Merry decided to stay behind and finish off the orc army by himself.Sam: (shocked) What?! That's suicide!Frodo: (shrugging) Yeah, well, you know Merry. Always trying to show off.(Suddenly, the door bursts open again and in walks Merry, covered in orc blood and holding a sword.)Merry: (proudly) I did it! I took out the entire orc army by myself!Frodo: (sarcastically) Oh, well done, Merry. You're definitely the MVP of this quest.Pippin: (excitedly) Can we celebrate with some more second breakfast?Merry: (rolling his eyes) Pippin, it's not even lunchtime yet.Pippin: (disappointed) Oh. Well, can we at least have some first breakfast, then?Sam: (laughing) I think we can manage that, Pippin.(The group settles down at a table and begins to eat and drink as the sketch ends.)</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Morrus, post: 8870669, member: 1"] And another about Lord of the Rings. -- (The sketch takes place in a tavern. The door bursts open and in walks Frodo, Sam, and Pippin, all dirty and exhausted from their journey.) Frodo: (collapsing onto a chair) Oh, thank goodness we've finally made it to the tavern. Sam: (sitting down next to Frodo) Aye, Mr. Frodo. We could all use a nice cold ale after that journey. Pippin: (excitedly) And some second breakfast! (He looks around the room) Hey, where's Merry? Frodo: (sighing) Oh, Merry decided to stay behind and finish off the orc army by himself. Sam: (shocked) What?! That's suicide! Frodo: (shrugging) Yeah, well, you know Merry. Always trying to show off. (Suddenly, the door bursts open again and in walks Merry, covered in orc blood and holding a sword.) Merry: (proudly) I did it! I took out the entire orc army by myself! Frodo: (sarcastically) Oh, well done, Merry. You're definitely the MVP of this quest. Pippin: (excitedly) Can we celebrate with some more second breakfast? Merry: (rolling his eyes) Pippin, it's not even lunchtime yet. Pippin: (disappointed) Oh. Well, can we at least have some first breakfast, then? Sam: (laughing) I think we can manage that, Pippin. (The group settles down at a table and begins to eat and drink as the sketch ends.) [/QUOTE]

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