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<blockquote data-quote="Lobo Lurker" data-source="post: 1994909" data-attributes="member: 25172">I totally hear you barsoomcore. I've only had to do a couple interviews but those are a total pain. My number one pet peeve when revising resumes?DO NOT SEND ME A RESUME WITH MORE THAN ONE PAGE ! ! !If you cannot explain to me in the space of one page why I should hire you, I've got 100 other people here who can.Heh, I too have received stupid statements... in interviews...&quot;So what system do you guys use here? Doesn't really matter, I'll pick it up in a day. I taught myself English in like 2 weeks.&quot;&nbsp;- Yeah buddy, I believe you. Note: Applicant is a liar and is boastful. I do not think he will work well within our team. --&gt; round fileOh, sorry, but I'm only interviewing one person... Jane Doe.&quot;Oh, I'm her husband John. We're a team, you can hire both of us.&quot;Note: We only need one person, not two. Decent resume, she's an MIT grad... but he's got no real skill in the area we're looking for. --&gt; round fileAlso...Umm, who are you sir?&quot;Oh, I'm her dad.&quot;...her dad? What are you doing here?&quot;I'm helping her out.&quot;...right. Note: Applicant must be hand-held and does not display the ability to perform on her own without direct supervision. --&gt; round file</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Lobo Lurker, post: 1994909, member: 25172"] I totally hear you barsoomcore. I've only had to do a couple interviews but those are a total pain. My number one pet peeve when revising resumes? DO NOT SEND ME A RESUME WITH MORE THAN ONE PAGE ! ! ! If you cannot explain to me in the space of one page why I should hire you, I've got 100 other people here who can. Heh, I too have received stupid statements... in interviews... "So what system do you guys use here? Doesn't really matter, I'll pick it up in a day. I taught myself English in like 2 weeks." - Yeah buddy, I believe you. [COLOR=DarkOrange][i]Note: Applicant is a liar and is boastful. I do not think he will work well within our team.[/i][/COLOR] --> round file Oh, sorry, but I'm only interviewing one person... Jane Doe. "Oh, I'm her husband John. We're a team, you can hire both of us." [COLOR=DarkOrange][i]Note: We only need one person, not two. Decent resume, she's an MIT grad... but he's got no real skill in the area we're looking for. [/i][/COLOR] --> round file Also... Umm, who are you sir? "Oh, I'm her dad." ...her dad? What are you doing here? "I'm helping her out." ...right. [COLOR=DarkOrange][i]Note: Applicant must be hand-held and does not display the ability to perform on her own without direct supervision.[/i][/COLOR] --> round file [/QUOTE]

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