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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Crothian" data-source="post: 2112982" data-attributes="member: 232">The Players and their characters:Captain Tagon: Brett-R-FDC-1 Happiness OfficerAo the Overkitty: John-R-HKR-1 Hygiene Off icierJoshua Dyal: George-R-MBD-1 Team LeaderAnkh-Morpork Guard: Greg-R-MLK-1 Loyalty Officerfett527: Denton-R-DFD-1 Equipment GuyToric_Arthendain: Bradley-R-DFV-1 Communication and recording officer    Alpha Complex, place of Mandatory Happiness, it is late in the current Day Cycle.  The Computer has just had a great victory against some commies and has rewarded all of its loyal citizens with a special Vidshow that has recently been reduced to clearance level infrared.  The movie stars the very popular Teela-O the most famous actress in all of Alpha Complex.  Her Vidshows have been proven to raise Happiness by an amazing 27.87%.  This new Vidshow, Attack of the Clones, is a very special one.  In it the Computer and his loyal Citizens including Teela-O are routing out a secret society called the Domain.  The secret leader of the Domain gets captured by Teela-O and she is about to remove his mask //////    “Greetings Citizens!!” the Vidshow cuts out and a message cuts in scrolling across the screen. “Mission el-you-three-one-ess is being formed.  Mischief in the MemoMax Quality Assurance Firm eoyj yjr v;pmrd svyomh i[.  The trusted Troubleshooters of George-R-MBD-1Greg-R-MLK-1John-R-HKR-1Denton-R-DFD-1Brett-R-FDC-1Bradley-R-DFV-1have been generously given another grand opportunity to serve the Computer and Alpha Complex.  The welfare of every loyal citizen is in your hands.  Please report to transtube platform ee-double you-oo-kay to be transported to floor seventeen and into briefing room /// Have you tried the new Soylant Red?  The New Solyant Red is made of 100% artificial materials and no longer has that pesky shoe aftertaste, so try the new Solyant Red today!!!  ///// …Do not worry fair and loyal Citizens, this new team comes with the confidence of many fallen teams that their mission will be easy, happy, and victorious.“///////The vidscreen cuts back to Teel-O being rewarded for her great virctory and then the credits role.  The many, many other citizens around are not looking happy at all for the end of their movie being interrupted and it looks like they are looking around for someone to blame.  The Transtupe you are to report is only about one hundred and fifty meters away.  It is clearance Red.</blockquote>

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