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<blockquote data-quote="Barendd Nobeard" data-source="post: 1063111" data-attributes="member: 960">I got a gift certif. from amazon.com for my b-day, so I ordered three DVDs to watch in August.Now, Desperation Blvd was supposed to be a comedy, but really wasn't.&nbsp; (I laughed maybe twice in 90 minutes.)&nbsp; But that's o.k., I was trying to take a chance on an unknown movie.Bluebeard is probably Richard Burton's worst movie ever.&nbsp; It's one of my favorite bad films and Joey Heatherton's best performance.&nbsp; She gets to utter great lines like &quot;You make me shudder.&quot;&nbsp; The deaths of Bluebeard's previous wives form the comedic focal point of the film.&nbsp; One of his wives is &quot;falconated&quot; and another is &quot;chandeliered&quot; to death.&nbsp; The soundtrack record (yes, record, not CD) has pictures of the wives with their mode of death; I swear to you I would never make up as stupid a word as &quot;chandeliered.&quot;Then I got Seven Samurai to wash the &quot;bad film&quot; taste out of my mouth, but I haven't had time to watch it yet.&nbsp; So, that will be viewed this week.&nbsp; And then I'll borrow a friend's &quot;Scourge of Worlds&quot; (the D&amp;D Iconics cgi movie) before the end of the month....until Aug 26 when I get Lotr:TTT!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Barendd Nobeard, post: 1063111, member: 960"] I got a gift certif. from amazon.com for my b-day, so I ordered three DVDs to watch in August. Now, [i]Desperation Blvd[/i] was supposed to be a comedy, but really wasn't. (I laughed [u]maybe[/u] twice in 90 minutes.) But that's o.k., I was trying to take a chance on an unknown movie. [i]Bluebeard[/i] is probably Richard Burton's worst movie ever. It's one of my favorite bad films and Joey Heatherton's best performance. She gets to utter great lines like "You make me shudder." The deaths of Bluebeard's previous wives form the comedic focal point of the film. One of his wives is "falconated" and another is "chandeliered" to death. The soundtrack record (yes, record, not CD) has pictures of the wives with their mode of death; I swear to you I would never make up as stupid a word as "chandeliered." Then I got [i]Seven Samurai[/i] to wash the "bad film" taste out of my mouth, but I haven't had time to watch it yet. So, that will be viewed this week. And then I'll borrow a friend's "Scourge of Worlds" (the D&D Iconics cgi movie) before the end of the month....until Aug 26 when I get Lotr:TTT! [/QUOTE]

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