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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Eltab" data-source="post: 8001711" data-attributes="member: 6803337">Snacks and munchies.  There are some problems, though:<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">The can of potato chips is full of broken chip shards and fragments if you drive any distance over bumpy terrain</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Lays potato chips "Bet you can't eat more than one"</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">The refilled waterskins have the temperature reaction (cold drink / warm air) and "sweat" themselves empty.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Real Aztec Chocolate ... is unsweetened and bitter.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Granola bar turns into dust and seeds and filler.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Granola bar sticks to the wrapper when opened.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Cadbury Egg has an immature chick in it, is missing the yolk</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Avernus brand M&Ms melt in your hand, not in your mouth.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Cheetos taste suspiciously like cheetah fur</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Milk is most of the way to cottage cheese when you open it</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">"Chicken soup" is actually made out of that scraggly-looking bird with Petrification ability.  The ability lingers: suffer a DEX penalty because you just feel stiff all over.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Jerky made from exotic beasts.  Do not ask which ones.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Fruit-flavored Pop-TARTS</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Veggie plates feature lima beans, broccoli, asparagus, and brussle sprouts.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Candy is so sickeningly sweet that you can only eat one.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Trying to set an ambush?  Your tummy rumbles at the worst time.</li> </ul></blockquote>

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