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<blockquote data-quote="Queen_Dopplepopolis" data-source="post: 2126047" data-attributes="member: 14323"><p>OOC</p><p></p><p>So - here's the deal... a complicated pump system wouldn't work in our current day and age for a couple of reasons I discussed with Kennon tonight:</p><p></p><p>(1.) No mundane way to keep the milk cold - this become particularly important in a situation when our magics, and everyone elses magics, are being used for war time purposes. There will be <em>a lot</em> on magic expended on this child the way it is, and as many of us have learned the hard way, depending on magic for your very existance is not always a good idea.</p><p></p><p>(2.) Plastic does not exist - creating the pump will be all but impossible without some sort of plastic sucking device. So, unless we want to hire someone to suck the milk from Jaine's nipple and spit it into a wine skin, it's probably not going to work out. (how totally gross is that?!)</p><p></p><p>(3.) Letting anyone else in on the Queen's Secret is not a good idea - it needs to be kept on the DL as much as possible.</p><p></p><p>Those are the pertinent points... the wet nurse is probably going to have to work - I have serveral ideas as to where to find one that is *not* Lady Goldenblade... will post in a bit.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Queen_Dopplepopolis, post: 2126047, member: 14323"] OOC So - here's the deal... a complicated pump system wouldn't work in our current day and age for a couple of reasons I discussed with Kennon tonight: (1.) No mundane way to keep the milk cold - this become particularly important in a situation when our magics, and everyone elses magics, are being used for war time purposes. There will be [I]a lot[/I] on magic expended on this child the way it is, and as many of us have learned the hard way, depending on magic for your very existance is not always a good idea. (2.) Plastic does not exist - creating the pump will be all but impossible without some sort of plastic sucking device. So, unless we want to hire someone to suck the milk from Jaine's nipple and spit it into a wine skin, it's probably not going to work out. (how totally gross is that?!) (3.) Letting anyone else in on the Queen's Secret is not a good idea - it needs to be kept on the DL as much as possible. Those are the pertinent points... the wet nurse is probably going to have to work - I have serveral ideas as to where to find one that is *not* Lady Goldenblade... will post in a bit. [/QUOTE]
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