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Message: <blockquote data-quote="The_Universe" data-source="post: 2126358" data-attributes="member: 8944">You want a woman who can travel with you, but you don't necessarily want a woman who's standing on the field of battle. There's a point where close can become too close.  Polymorph and shape change are interesting ideas, but while there is a monster that is roughly the shape of an <a href="http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/MM35_gallery/MM35_PG59.jpg" target="_blank">ulcerous stomach</a>, the designers of the game did not see fit to create a moster with the form and purpose of a breast pump - limiting your options somewhat.  Further, while a small quantity of milk can be kept at room temperature for a while, the amounts you'd need would spoil quickly.  You could deal with smaller doses, but then you have someone ferrying milk back and forth nearly constantly for a good portion of a year.  You're better off (for the child's sake) with a live nurse. Such a choice WILL be dangerous for the nurse, whoever that may be. But the child's life may be judged more important than any of theirs would be.</blockquote>