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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Nergal Pendragon" data-source="post: 6342393" data-attributes="member: 6777649">To add to the list...You simulate falling damage by making players jump off the roof of your home. They might land on my car, and then I'd have to sue you!You simulate the characters going to jail by framing the players for felonies. Though, this is an excellent way to be rid of a problem player.You simulate an orc attack by paying bikers to beat up your players. Insulting bikers like this is not cool!You simulate a wild animal attack by locking the players in a room with an angry wild animal. Thanks a lot! Now the local pet shop asks why people are buying the animals! This has put a serious crimp on using actual satanic rituals in my games.You simulate death of a character by selling the player into slavery. Do you know how hard it is to find a decent Call of Cthulhu game now?When an enemy mage casts noxious cloud, you put on a gas mask and pull the pin on a tear gas grenade. My supplier raised his prices and the new neighbors haven't learned to be quiet yet!Just thought people would enjoy a little comedic sociopathy <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)"  data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" /></blockquote>