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<blockquote data-quote="Lasher Dragon" data-source="post: 2163407" data-attributes="member: 26634">Hehehe ya hadda ask dintcha?I've still never lived this down, but I still grin like an idiot every time I think about it. OK, middle of a nasty BBEG fight (BBEG in question is a nefarious criminal/rapist/murderer type) and I'm running low on artillery spells. For some crazy reason, I look at my spell sheet, see I have a Charm Person memorized, and decide &quot;What the heck?&quot;BBEG botches his save. Of a sudden, a malevolent shiver courses through my body as a plan forms nearly instantaneously. I swear it very well may have been demonic intervention. Anyway, through an opposed CHA check - which he (the BBEG) failed miserably, I convinced him that he really would like me to Polymorph him into a, well, more desirable form... help him slip into something a bit more comfortable if you will. He sure did make one attractive half-elven female - I made sure of that&nbsp; <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/devious.png"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":]" title="Devious&nbsp; &nbsp; :]" data-shortname=":]" /> Well, seeing as how we were just outside town, I thought perhaps the BBEG might like to go and visit some of the seedier pubs in the area.&nbsp; <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink&nbsp; &nbsp; ;)"&nbsp; data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" />&nbsp; Hmmm, the rough and ready patrons see a disheveled, incredibly attractive (for this hangout at any rate) half-elven female on the arm of a puny, frail looking chap in robes. IIRC it took no more than enough time to walk in, glance around nervously (LOL I totally played up the &quot;I'm a big wuss part&quot;), and make our way to the bar before I felt a ham-hand on my shoulder. Some big half-orc ruffian drooling through his tusks at &quot;her&quot; while attempting to fry me on the spot with his gaze. I noticed a few others beginning to lurch drunkenly to their feet behind him, chortling and loosening their trouser ropes. I promptly exited stage left, trying hard not to grin at them on the way out.Never heard from that BBEG again, although I hear there were some mighty pissed-off half-orcs not too long after I departed. Hmm wonder how far they got before that polymorph wore off? LMAO</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Lasher Dragon, post: 2163407, member: 26634"] Hehehe ya hadda ask dintcha? I've still never lived this down, but I still grin like an idiot every time I think about it. OK, middle of a nasty BBEG fight (BBEG in question is a nefarious criminal/rapist/murderer type) and I'm running low on artillery spells. For some crazy reason, I look at my spell sheet, see I have a Charm Person memorized, and decide "What the heck?" BBEG botches his save. Of a sudden, a malevolent shiver courses through my body as a plan forms nearly instantaneously. I swear it very well may have been demonic intervention. Anyway, through an opposed CHA check - which he (the BBEG) failed miserably, I convinced him that he really would like me to Polymorph him into a, well, more [I]desirable[/I] form... help him slip into something a bit more comfortable if you will. He sure did make one attractive half-elven female - I made sure of that :] Well, seeing as how we were just outside town, I thought perhaps the BBEG might like to go and visit some of the seedier pubs in the area. ;) Hmmm, the rough and ready patrons see a disheveled, incredibly attractive (for this hangout at any rate) half-elven female on the arm of a puny, frail looking chap in robes. IIRC it took no more than enough time to walk in, glance around nervously (LOL I totally played up the "I'm a big wuss part"), and make our way to the bar before I felt a ham-hand on my shoulder. Some big half-orc ruffian drooling through his tusks at "her" while attempting to fry me on the spot with his gaze. I noticed a few others beginning to lurch drunkenly to their feet behind him, chortling and loosening their trouser ropes. I promptly exited stage left, trying hard not to grin at them on the way out. Never heard from that BBEG again, although I hear there were some mighty pissed-off half-orcs not too long after I departed. Hmm wonder how far they got before that polymorph wore off? LMAO [/QUOTE]

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