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Message: <blockquote data-quote="biorph" data-source="post: 1116367" data-attributes="member: 10426">Goodhins"Okay okay, just calm down" said Alya still in halfling form. 'Okay so apparently someone has replaced the Fire Knives as the local theives guild.' She thought to herself. 'And the new crime syndicate is made up of halflings.'"Look" she began "We don't want any trouble , we were just down here looking for a revenant that's been killing people.""And you just happened to stumble through the top of a brick wall in your search?" replied the halfling angrily "While wearing PURPLE DRAGN UNIFORMS!"Alya sighed "No, we were getting rid of the revenant for the Purple Dragons and the gave us some of their tabards so people would know we were on official business.  When we were tracking the revenant, we saw the footprints of some children  after killing it we came here to investigate thinking the otyugh had eaten them.  When we didn't find any bodies we searched around and stumbled upon your...business.""So you expect me to believe that three people wearing Purple Dragon tabards and flinging magic around left and right just happened to STUMBLE ACROSS OUR LAIR? PUT YOURSELF IN MY SHOES!" said the halfling."Well obviously we wouldn't fit." said the bard "It's not our fault we thought your tacks were those of some children.""Oh so its SHORT JOKES now is it.  so you WANT me to kill your friend." the halfling replied."Look." Said Darian, "We don't want to piss you guys off, if fact we might have some things we want to sell you.""Welllllll," said the halfling.  "I'll give you a chance, but that sort of thing normally takes place above, the Revenge and the like.""Oh?" said Darain "We'll remember that for next time.  Is there some time we should meet you?""We'll send a representative to the Flagon Held High at dusk tonight.  If you aren't there or we see so much as even a single purple tabard down here poking their noses around, you'll all be getting a contract out on you for some assassins and don't think I won't do it." said the halfling."Alright, alright." said Darian "No telling the guards about what's down here, be at the Flagon Held High at dusk, got it. Ummm, see ya around.""Yeah right." Said the halfling as he leapt backward off of Calrom and tumbled into the darkness.  Darian used his magic to get the ranger back on his feet."So what now" asked Darian "Do we continue exploring?""Well" replied Alya sarcastically "As fun as it would be to continue this merry romp through the poo, we're all injured, and could use a hot bath...then another hot bath, then another hot bath...followed by possibly another one and maybe one more still.""Right" said Darian "Let's get out of here."</blockquote>

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