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<blockquote data-quote="biorph" data-source="post: 1116615" data-attributes="member: 10426">Someone Wasn't Nursed as a Child?As they left the sewers Alya used her magic to clean them up as best she could.&nbsp; The smell still permeated their clothes though.&nbsp; As they approached the entrance to The Windlord's Rest the proprietor met them at the door.&quot;Excuse me my- Ogh, it's even worse closer to you.&nbsp; What happened?&quot;&quot;Sewers, long story,&quot; said Alya tiredly &quot;Bathwater, piping hot, lots of it.&quot;&quot;Indeed&quot; said the innkeeper &quot;Please head around back and I'll send the boy over as quickly as I can.&quot;As they left Alya heard a familiar elven voice remark &quot;Gods, now they even stink worse than before, come brothers, let us go before I lose my lunch.&quot;They went around back to the stables and each took an empty horse stall for modesty sake. Calrom's eyes goggled when Alya took off her leather tunic.&quot;For pity's sake Calrom&quot; Alya snapped at the ranger &quot;They're breasts, now either paint a picture or show some dignity and look away.&quot; The ranger went scarlet and turned his head.&nbsp; Alya continued to try magical cleaning for a few minutes before a young child came carrying two heavy pails of water.&nbsp; &quot;Where were you&quot; asked the child with wide eyed innocence.&nbsp; &quot;Are you adventurers?&nbsp; What did you do?&nbsp; Can you tell me your tale?&quot;Alya sighed and bent over to pick up a pail from the child. The boy at least had seen a woman before &quot;We were in the sewers fighting a revenant&quot; said Alya &quot;It was dirty and stinky and I don't recommend you try it.&quot;&quot;What else happened?&quot; asked the boy eagerly&quot;Nothing really, just alot of slogging around in the muck,&quot; said Alya &quot;Now go off and fetch use some more hot water, there's a good lad.&quot;Several hour and MANY buckets of water later, the three were clean dressed and once again standing before the sergeant who had let them into the sewers originally.&nbsp; As they stood before him, the sergeant checked his boots to see if he had stepped in something.&quot;The revenant is gone, once again laid to rest&quot; said Darian &quot;The killings should stop now.&quot;&quot;I and the city thank you&quot; Said the sargent &quot;I have also seen to it that your new companion is added to your charter so he is allowed to carry weapons unbonded.&quot;&quot;Many thanks&quot; said Darian &quot;I was wondering, would it be possible to keep the deputization as Purple Dragon Guards?&quot;&quot;Well&quot; said the Guard &quot;Would you be willing to go through training, and take the oath, conscripting yourself to the permanent employ of the Purple Dragons?&quot;&quot;Ahhh...noooo&quot; replied Alya &quot;But thank you for offering.&nbsp; Would it be possible to obtain some sort of monetary compensation for our troubles?&quot;&quot;I will ask the captain of the guards and get back to you on that&quot; the Sargent replied. With that they handed him the tabards from them and he showed them to the exit.&quot;Well&quot; said Alya &quot;what now?&quot;&quot;I've got an urgent appointment with a tub of rose scented bathwater at the temple&quot; said Darian &quot;then we have that appointment at the Flagon Held High tonight.&quot;A carrying a piece of paper came up to Alya &quot;Are you Alya Silverleaf?&quot; he asked.&quot;Yes&quot; said Alya, &quot;I am.&quot;&quot;This is for you.&quot; he replied &quot;It's from the Loremistress Filani.&quot;Alya opened the note &quot;Please come to my tower at your next earliest convenience.&quot; it read &quot;I have information which may be of interest to you.&quot; Alya tipped the messenger a few copper.&quot;Huh,&quot; she replied &quot;It looks like I've got an appointment as well. you want to come along Calrom?&quot;&quot;Uhh, no&quot; he replied &quot;I've had my fill of that door thanks, I think I'll be taking some more baths myself.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="biorph, post: 1116615, member: 10426"] [b]Someone Wasn't Nursed as a Child?[/b] As they left the sewers Alya used her magic to clean them up as best she could. The smell still permeated their clothes though. As they approached the entrance to The Windlord's Rest the proprietor met them at the door. "Excuse me my- Ogh, it's even worse closer to you. What happened?" "Sewers, long story," said Alya tiredly "Bathwater, piping hot, lots of it." "Indeed" said the innkeeper "Please head around back and I'll send the boy over as quickly as I can." As they left Alya heard a familiar elven voice remark "Gods, now they even stink worse than before, come brothers, let us go before I lose my lunch." They went around back to the stables and each took an empty horse stall for modesty sake. Calrom's eyes goggled when Alya took off her leather tunic. "For pity's sake Calrom" Alya snapped at the ranger "They're breasts, now either paint a picture or show some dignity and look away." The ranger went scarlet and turned his head. Alya continued to try magical cleaning for a few minutes before a young child came carrying two heavy pails of water. "Where were you" asked the child with wide eyed innocence. "Are you adventurers? What did you do? Can you tell me your tale?" Alya sighed and bent over to pick up a pail from the child. The boy at least had seen a woman before "We were in the sewers fighting a revenant" said Alya "It was dirty and stinky and I don't recommend you try it." "What else happened?" asked the boy eagerly "Nothing really, just alot of slogging around in the muck," said Alya "Now go off and fetch use some more hot water, there's a good lad." Several hour and MANY buckets of water later, the three were clean dressed and once again standing before the sergeant who had let them into the sewers originally. As they stood before him, the sergeant checked his boots to see if he had stepped in something. "The revenant is gone, once again laid to rest" said Darian "The killings should stop now." "I and the city thank you" Said the sargent "I have also seen to it that your new companion is added to your charter so he is allowed to carry weapons unbonded." "Many thanks" said Darian "I was wondering, would it be possible to keep the deputization as Purple Dragon Guards?" "Well" said the Guard "Would you be willing to go through training, and take the oath, conscripting yourself to the permanent employ of the Purple Dragons?" "Ahhh...noooo" replied Alya "But thank you for offering. Would it be possible to obtain some sort of monetary compensation for our troubles?" "I will ask the captain of the guards and get back to you on that" the Sargent replied. With that they handed him the tabards from them and he showed them to the exit. "Well" said Alya "what now?" "I've got an urgent appointment with a tub of rose scented bathwater at the temple" said Darian "then we have that appointment at the Flagon Held High tonight." A carrying a piece of paper came up to Alya "Are you Alya Silverleaf?" he asked. "Yes" said Alya, "I am." "This is for you." he replied "It's from the Loremistress Filani." Alya opened the note "Please come to my tower at your next earliest convenience." it read "I have information which may be of interest to you." Alya tipped the messenger a few copper. "Huh," she replied "It looks like I've got an appointment as well. you want to come along Calrom?" "Uhh, no" he replied "I've had my fill of that door thanks, I think I'll be taking some more baths myself." [/QUOTE]

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