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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Angelsboi" data-source="post: 692052" data-attributes="member: 1219">((oops!!  I thought you were gonna finish!  We;; here ya go!))Lies.  All lies.  This is what really happened ... Bartol decided to go to the Flagon Held High while Thane did some of his business, Timmay talked to the gnome propriator and I researched my spell, ya know, the one that will grow hair back.Well we sent the new elf guy (and if i hear one more elf joke, i swear something from another plane will be called forth) to babysit Bartol.  If you wanna be a part of our group, you have to prove your worth and babysitting the barbarian is deffinately proving your worth.So anyway, i hear someone shout 'Timmay!' and i thought we were going into battle.  I look outside and see the new guy, Veridian, running down the street, followed by little Timmay.  I run downstairs and run into Thane as he's coming out of Grimwald's Revenge.  We look at each other and know instantly Bartol is in trouble.  Veridian came and got help from Timmay because he couldn't control Bartol.  He truly is one of us.We arrive at the tavern to see Bartol talking it up with some woman flashing gloves made of red dragon scales.  Her companions are also wearing red and call themselves the Company of Dragon Slayers.  It appears theres two of us slayers in town.  It appears our barbarian told the group about us being in the Thunderpeaks and about the dragon we slayed.  We all tried to get him to shut up and no avail.  I had to do the only thing i could.  He is 20 years old and 20 year old guys want one thing more than treasure or ale.I ripped the side of my dress to my high thigh.  He was astounded.  I told Bartol he would get some if he went back to the room and waited for me.  I tried to get Thane to knock him out but i guess Thane's response is 'If he aint getting any, one of us should be.'We stopped Bartol from telling all of our secrets and we discovered the cult of Moander in town, thanks to the ring i wear that hides wether im good or evil.  I trudged back to the room to find Bartol all nice and clean and waiting.  I cant believe i lost my virginity to Bartol on my 17th birthday.  At least the next day he still talked to me and even bought me a dark blue cloak with a silver crescent moon, the symbol of Corellion Larethion, the god i worship.  He truly does know me.  The next day we found out the young girl from the Flagon Held High (who approached me about Moander) was murdered, her throat slashed.  The guards found out, from Bartol of course, that we had a connection to her and he wanted to speak with Bartol.  To get him out of trouble, i came to the rescue once again.I told the guard he had an alibi and it was me.  The party attested to this and told them how we 'celebrated' my birthday.  He asked if anyone else not from the party could confirm our story.  We told him to ask those in rooms around us.Thats what really happened.</blockquote>

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