Beauty in the Eye of the Beholder

[tuxgeo]

You may have something there if you reword it slightly.

"Mildly Narcissistic" has too many syllables. To replace that, try "The Partly Self-Loving Beholder," who sings a theme song with the refrain, "Me, Myself, and Eye."

 

[Scott DeWar]

I wish I was artistically inclined. I came up with a mental picture of this caption I came up with:

Mage hand: a spectator sport

There would be two wizards using mage hand to bat a beholder kin knowen as a spectator between them.