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Message: <blockquote data-quote="BigFreekinGoblinoid" data-source="post: 2374128" data-attributes="member: 5988">Man, I've got a bunch! The setting: High School Quad at luch time, on the grass. I was walking backwards, talking to some friends who were leaving campus, and tripped and fell on top of a girl who was sitting and reading. The hottest girl in school ( homecoming queen of course! ) asked me to the Sadie Hawkins dance when I was a sophmore, and I couldn't bring up my nerve to kiss her that night, so her friends told me that was over.  I got suspended form Jr High TWICE: Once for drinking a warm beer with friends behind the last building on campus one morning the first week of school. Turns out, that building was the teacher's lounge! My second suspension was for hitting a girl in the forehead with a homemade chinese throwing star I made in Metal shop. Like an inch above her eye! My shoddy workmanship was to blame, as it twisted in the wind and went like 120 degrees off course. I turned myself in for that one, but still got kicked out of Metals class. The class they gave me to fill that time slot? Model housebuilding in the woodshop!  - ooh , much less hazardous!!!?I've got a bunch more like these...</blockquote>