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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Jack7" data-source="post: 4741458" data-attributes="member: 54707">No, that one was a lot better than the one I saw.That's okay Mark, because the film had no information about the title character either.But I did like the one bit about when Beowulf stuck his fingers into the brain stem of the cyclopean Seaosaurus, pulled out a string of rubber bands and painted piano wire, and screamed, "I AM BEOWULF, AND I'M MY OWN GRANDPA!" It kinda reminded me of White Rabbit by Jefferson Aeroplane. Man, those Seaosaurosusses sure can jump. Now I understand how Beowulf got to be king of the moon-fish that time.That's the kind of thing that's really helpful to the audience in case they get confused with all of the other complexities of the work.Next time though I think maybe the director should just stick with the original work, without all the sidetracking exposition. I think if the director was gonna add in all that high-brow stuff he should have consulted Ed Woods or Uwe Boll first. Just to see how it's really done.And I quote Boll: Unfortunately whoever directed this load just came off as amateur by comparison. I can hardly wait for the video game though... and the graphic novel adaptation.T-pose anyone?</blockquote>