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<blockquote data-quote="Dark Jezter" data-source="post: 1652514" data-attributes="member: 1015"><p><a href="http://www.enworld.org/forums/showthread.php?t=22161" target="_blank">Archived thread containing a lot of D&D jokes.</a></p><p></p><p>I used that thread to find jokes for the halfling bard I'm making that has ranks in Perform (Comedy). I'll keep an eye on this thread as well. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" /></p><p></p><p>I'll contribute a joke of my own...</p><p></p><p>One day, a bard who was visiting the city of Silverymoon decided to tour the countryside surrounding the city. As he was walking through the woods, he heard a growling noise and decided to investigate. When he reached the spot where the noise was coming from, he saw an elf being mauled by a 10-foot-tall grizzly bear.</p><p></p><p>Things were looking grim for the elf, when suddenly three dwarves burst out of the forest. One dwarf shot the bear with a crossbow, causing him to drop the elf. The other two dwarves then drew their axes and charged the bear, hacking at it until it was dead.</p><p></p><p>The bard was so amazed by this scene that he motioned for the dwarves to come to him, which they did.</p><p></p><p>"That was the bravest thing I've ever seen," said the bard. "I'd always heard that elves and dwarves didn't get along with each other very well, but you have shown me that in the face of adversity, even elves and dwarves can set aside their differences and help each other. Rest assured that I will write a song to commemorate your heroic deeds."</p><p></p><p>After the bard leaves, one of the dwarves said "Who was that?"</p><p></p><p>"I think he's one of those traveling bards. They go from place to place, preserving events they witness in the form of song and poem." Replied another dwarf.</p><p></p><p>"Well," said the first dwarf. "He may know a lot about poetry, but he obviously dosen't know jack squat about bear hunting. Now, is the bait doing okay, or do we need to go back to town and grab another elf?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dark Jezter, post: 1652514, member: 1015"] [url=http://www.enworld.org/forums/showthread.php?t=22161]Archived thread containing a lot of D&D jokes.[/url] I used that thread to find jokes for the halfling bard I'm making that has ranks in Perform (Comedy). I'll keep an eye on this thread as well. ;) I'll contribute a joke of my own... One day, a bard who was visiting the city of Silverymoon decided to tour the countryside surrounding the city. As he was walking through the woods, he heard a growling noise and decided to investigate. When he reached the spot where the noise was coming from, he saw an elf being mauled by a 10-foot-tall grizzly bear. Things were looking grim for the elf, when suddenly three dwarves burst out of the forest. One dwarf shot the bear with a crossbow, causing him to drop the elf. The other two dwarves then drew their axes and charged the bear, hacking at it until it was dead. The bard was so amazed by this scene that he motioned for the dwarves to come to him, which they did. "That was the bravest thing I've ever seen," said the bard. "I'd always heard that elves and dwarves didn't get along with each other very well, but you have shown me that in the face of adversity, even elves and dwarves can set aside their differences and help each other. Rest assured that I will write a song to commemorate your heroic deeds." After the bard leaves, one of the dwarves said "Who was that?" "I think he's one of those traveling bards. They go from place to place, preserving events they witness in the form of song and poem." Replied another dwarf. "Well," said the first dwarf. "He may know a lot about poetry, but he obviously dosen't know jack squat about bear hunting. Now, is the bait doing okay, or do we need to go back to town and grab another elf?" [/QUOTE]
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