Best email ever inspires sci-fi adventure...

[TarionzCousin]

Sadly, as an accountant who uses SAP in the workplace, no adventure would be forthcoming if I read such a thing... I just sobbed a bit when reading your post...

I use SAP, and what's worse is that the portals of User-Friendliness and Intuitive have never been opened.

 

[Celebrim]

Now, for a real mental exercise, how could you couple the shutdown time-travel portals with the ultra-hot and humid caverns in Mexico with the 40-foot long quartz crystals, and the four-mile slice of the earth's crust that's missing on the ocean floor?

It doesn't matter. How many TV series can you name with huge fan followings succeed not by trying to answer this question, but by getting the fans to assume that there must be a connection and letting thier imagination and love of mystery do the rest?

PS: I know it has something to do with Egyptian heiroglyphs found carved into a stone in the south Pacific.

 

[HeavenShallBurn]

Now, for a real mental exercise, how could you couple the shutdown time-travel portals with the ultra-hot and humid caverns in Mexico with the 40-foot long quartz crystals, and the four-mile slice of the earth's crust that's missing on the ocean floor?

The missing part of the earth's crust was translocated through time and space in a malfunction by the failing portals, it fell from the sky 60 million years ago and killed the dinosaurs allowing mammals the chance to displace them. The caves are strictly off-limits the only source of the crystals used to produce the control/focusing McGuffin of the artificial portals.

Now in order to set things right before something NOT GOOD happens the Pcs must follow the terrorists who caused the malfunction into the caverns and seek them out among the shifting and unpredictable natural portals in space and time that form deep below the surface in its tunnels and chambers.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Portals for Time and Travel are controlled by SAP? Oh dear. No wonder history lessons never made sense: It's all messed up.

 

[Festivus]

Except there was no massive power failure in Agoura Hills. It was malreported according to the telescreen. According to the mintruth, any copies you may have should be placed in the memory hole and replaced with prolefeed.

 

[Pbartender]

The missing part of the earth's crust was translocated through time and space in a malfunction by the failing portals, it fell from the sky 60 million years ago and killed the dinosaurs allowing mammals the chance to displace them. The caves are strictly off-limits the only source of the crystals used to produce the control/focusing McGuffin of the artificial portals.

Now in order to set things right before something NOT GOOD happens the Pcs must follow the terrorists who caused the malfunction into the caverns and seek them out among the shifting and unpredictable natural portals in space and time that form deep below the surface in its tunnels and chambers.

Of course, the only person who can safely guide you through the natural space-time portals is the long, lost brother of the Nigerian prince... Who has been marooned, due to budgetary constraints, on a top-secret decommissioned Soviet space station for the last thirty years. He could help you, if only you could rescue him.

 

[KidCthulhu]

the SAP Portals system for time and travel will be down during that time."

Oh, man. The future of time travel is in the hands of SAP? We're truely hosed now. That name has been officially deemed a four-letter word at my company.

 

[Sir Brennen]

I know that he needs our help to bring his treasure to him safely. Of course, we'll be compensated for our efforts. XD

With treasure type O?

 

[Eridanis]

Oh, man. The future of time travel is in the hands of SAP? We're truly hosed now. That name has been officially deemed a four-letter word at my company.

Amen, sister... I got a sympathy-pain headache just reading that.