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<blockquote data-quote="Thotas" data-source="post: 2607763" data-attributes="member: 18974"><p>Here's another one I'm fond of. The title isn't one that makes the love song angle real obvious, so I reproduce the lyrics in this case.</p><p></p><p>"Frozen Puck to the Head" by Captain Tractor (from the album "Bought the Farm")</p><p></p><p>He played in the minors, he was a puck stop.</p><p>One day he pulled into this truck stop.</p><p>When he saw her above the crowd and the din</p><p>and his heart made a sound like a truck he forgot to plug in.</p><p>She saw him walk in and she thought he was cute</p><p>with his hockey hair and his game day suit.</p><p>She handed him a menu and smiled in the prettiest way</p><p>and her lips were as red as the jello in the window display.</p><p>She said "please excuse me, but do you mind if I ask, </p><p>aren't you the face I've seen through the mask?"</p><p>Their eyes met as she handed him the Wonder Bread.</p><p></p><p>Love hit him, love hit him, </p><p>Love hit him like a frozen puck to the head.</p><p></p><p>He was real quiet as he ate his meal,</p><p>just listenin' to the radio play Rita McNiel,</p><p>all the while thinking about asking for a date</p><p>till he looked at the clock and he saw he was gonna be late.</p><p>He left heart in that greasy spoon,</p><p>he had no idea he'd fall in love in Saskatoon.</p><p>He laced up quick and took a whole lot of blame, </p><p>and he prayed to God he could keep his mind on the game.</p><p></p><p>One went off the pad, one went off the skate,</p><p>one went in the top shelf, he couldn't concentrate;</p><p>he didn't give a damn about the goal light flashin' red.</p><p>He let in five goals in three minutes, </p><p>what could he do, his heart wasn't in it. </p><p>They put in the back up, the boy got depressed.</p><p>He quit on the spot and went to get dressed.</p><p>He drove real fast right back to the diner, </p><p>hoping he wasn't too late to find her.</p><p>The kitchen radio was turned in to the game</p><p>when he ran up beside her and looked at her tag for her name.</p><p>He said, "Hey Mabel, my name is Dan;</p><p>I'm a lousy goalie but a real nice man, </p><p>and I just got a feeling that you and I were meant to be."</p><p>She said "Alright, but I don't get off work until three."</p><p>Well, they got married and I swear it's the truth, </p><p>the whole wedding party was missing a tooth.</p><p>He went back to hockey, but he's a defensman instead.</p><p></p><p>Love hit him, love hit him, </p><p>Love hit him like a frozen puck to the head.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Thotas, post: 2607763, member: 18974"] Here's another one I'm fond of. The title isn't one that makes the love song angle real obvious, so I reproduce the lyrics in this case. "Frozen Puck to the Head" by Captain Tractor (from the album "Bought the Farm") He played in the minors, he was a puck stop. One day he pulled into this truck stop. When he saw her above the crowd and the din and his heart made a sound like a truck he forgot to plug in. She saw him walk in and she thought he was cute with his hockey hair and his game day suit. She handed him a menu and smiled in the prettiest way and her lips were as red as the jello in the window display. She said "please excuse me, but do you mind if I ask, aren't you the face I've seen through the mask?" Their eyes met as she handed him the Wonder Bread. Love hit him, love hit him, Love hit him like a frozen puck to the head. He was real quiet as he ate his meal, just listenin' to the radio play Rita McNiel, all the while thinking about asking for a date till he looked at the clock and he saw he was gonna be late. He left heart in that greasy spoon, he had no idea he'd fall in love in Saskatoon. He laced up quick and took a whole lot of blame, and he prayed to God he could keep his mind on the game. One went off the pad, one went off the skate, one went in the top shelf, he couldn't concentrate; he didn't give a damn about the goal light flashin' red. He let in five goals in three minutes, what could he do, his heart wasn't in it. They put in the back up, the boy got depressed. He quit on the spot and went to get dressed. He drove real fast right back to the diner, hoping he wasn't too late to find her. The kitchen radio was turned in to the game when he ran up beside her and looked at her tag for her name. He said, "Hey Mabel, my name is Dan; I'm a lousy goalie but a real nice man, and I just got a feeling that you and I were meant to be." She said "Alright, but I don't get off work until three." Well, they got married and I swear it's the truth, the whole wedding party was missing a tooth. He went back to hockey, but he's a defensman instead. Love hit him, love hit him, Love hit him like a frozen puck to the head. [/QUOTE]
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