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<blockquote data-quote="der_kluge" data-source="post: 2515491" data-attributes="member: 945"><p>Quotes.. I thought you'd never ask.</p><p></p><p>Standing at the EN Booth some guy comes up and takes Xath's picture. Buttercup mentions that she thinks he is some sort of staff photographer saying:</p><p></p><p>"He's not just some miscellaneous fatbeard". I nearly lost it.</p><p></p><p></p><p>In Mark's Saturday morning game, the sorcerer cast mage armor on his horse.</p><p>"The horse has Mage Armor!"</p><p></p><p></p><p>In the first Round Robin game on Thursday, this elven wizard had been knocked unconscious. The player mentioned that he was taking him.</p><p>"I loot the elven wizard, meaning, I am <strong>taking</strong> the elven wizard."</p><p></p><p></p><p>In the Round Robin game on Saturday, Pielerinho deals with an awful ability score that he'd rolled:</p><p>"I take 10.... and get an 8."</p><p></p><p></p><p>But the winner has got to be someone that wasn't even attending Gen Con. The cashier at McDonald's. In the McDonald's, the line entering in would often get flooded with one of the checkout lines. I was at the second cash register, and had just ordered, and along with others was waiting on my food. Some people who had just entered couldn't see that she was free, so she called out:</p><p>"I can help the next person over here...."</p><p></p><p>now, keep in mind that this is all full of gamers at this point...</p><p>so, she follows up her first statement, though much more less audible with this gem:</p><p>"... with your order, not with counseling."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="der_kluge, post: 2515491, member: 945"] Quotes.. I thought you'd never ask. Standing at the EN Booth some guy comes up and takes Xath's picture. Buttercup mentions that she thinks he is some sort of staff photographer saying: "He's not just some miscellaneous fatbeard". I nearly lost it. In Mark's Saturday morning game, the sorcerer cast mage armor on his horse. "The horse has Mage Armor!" In the first Round Robin game on Thursday, this elven wizard had been knocked unconscious. The player mentioned that he was taking him. "I loot the elven wizard, meaning, I am [b]taking[/b] the elven wizard." In the Round Robin game on Saturday, Pielerinho deals with an awful ability score that he'd rolled: "I take 10.... and get an 8." But the winner has got to be someone that wasn't even attending Gen Con. The cashier at McDonald's. In the McDonald's, the line entering in would often get flooded with one of the checkout lines. I was at the second cash register, and had just ordered, and along with others was waiting on my food. Some people who had just entered couldn't see that she was free, so she called out: "I can help the next person over here...." now, keep in mind that this is all full of gamers at this point... so, she follows up her first statement, though much more less audible with this gem: "... with your order, not with counseling." [/QUOTE]
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