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<blockquote data-quote="Pbartender" data-source="post: 5486540" data-attributes="member: 7533">This one came in handy in a totally unexpected fashion last last night...We were tailing a small army of marauding giants and ogres, hoping to finding their base camp.&nbsp; Just before we set out, I cast the Traveler's Camouflage ritual, only I had a slip of the tongue, and it came out &quot;Cameler's Travellodge&quot;.&nbsp; We all had a good laugh.Later, we walk smack dab into a patrol of giants.&nbsp; One of the less-than-bright giants turns to us and asks, &quot;Who are you?&nbsp; What're you doing?&quot;&nbsp; Wanting to save our resources for assassinating the chief, and so not exactly eager for a fight, I replied, &quot;Why, I'm a cameler, of course!&quot;&quot;A cameler?&quot;&quot;That's right, I own the travel lodge about a mile down the road.&nbsp; We've the best damn camel you've ever eaten.&quot;&nbsp; [Arcane Mutterings + Huge Arcana check == Thoroughly Bluffed Giant]&quot;Mmmm...&nbsp; Camel.&nbsp; I had camel once, when we were walking across the big desert and ran out of goblins.&nbsp; Pretty tasty.&quot;&quot;Well then, you're in luck...&nbsp; Here, have a coupon.&nbsp; It's buy one camel, get one free all this week.&quot;&quot;Hey, that's a good deal.&quot;&quot;You bet it is... take your friends along, too!&quot;&quot;Hey Grod!&nbsp; I got a coupon!&nbsp; Let's go get some camel!&quot;Our DM gave us full XP for the encounter...&nbsp; <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f60e.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":cool:" title="Cool&nbsp; &nbsp; :cool:"&nbsp; data-smilie="6"data-shortname=":cool:" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="Pbartender, post: 5486540, member: 7533"] This one came in handy in a totally unexpected fashion last last night... We were tailing a small army of marauding giants and ogres, hoping to finding their base camp. Just before we set out, I cast the Traveler's Camouflage ritual, only I had a slip of the tongue, and it came out "Cameler's Travellodge". We all had a good laugh. Later, we walk smack dab into a patrol of giants. One of the less-than-bright giants turns to us and asks, "Who are you? What're you doing?" Wanting to save our resources for assassinating the chief, and so not exactly eager for a fight, I replied, "Why, I'm a cameler, of course!" "A cameler?" "That's right, I own the travel lodge about a mile down the road. We've the best damn camel you've ever eaten." [I][Arcane Mutterings + Huge Arcana check == Thoroughly Bluffed Giant][/I] "Mmmm... Camel. I had camel once, when we were walking across the big desert and ran out of goblins. Pretty tasty." "Well then, you're in luck... Here, have a coupon. It's buy one camel, get one free all this week." "Hey, that's a good deal." "You bet it is... take your friends along, too!" "Hey Grod! I got a coupon! Let's go get some camel!" Our DM gave us full XP for the encounter... :cool: [/QUOTE]

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